^<v game

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^ probably. Gotta love Molotov Cocktails!
< has just watched most of "The Adventures of Clutch Powers". Actually decent, and much better than adult comedy!
v will google "Clutch Powers", and will wonder why I watched it...

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^ Indeed I do.
< Do Ilook like a guy who cuts himself for fun?
v Is not a merry man.

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^ Looks like a man who pokes himself in the eye.
< Scurvy dog ..not a merry man :D
v Is baking pie for everyone.

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^ Oh all this is supposed to be for Everyone
< is getting a bigger oven deliverd
v Hasn't had pie since Twin Peaks ended

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^ And no "damn fine coffee" either
< Actually has pie whenever he can
v Will join me at the Double R Diner

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^ likes diners and pie.

< just got up an hour ago:(

v will join Prophet at the diner, with grenades.:mad::eek:

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^ is incorrect
< just woke up and is getting ready to go to my drill weekend
v won't post until a normal time because they didn't have to wake up this early

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^ incorrect - actually, I got up at 5.30 this morniong (uk time) but didn't get on till 9.30 this morning...
< has just soldered up 5 rail joiners with wire, and is now just having a "quickie" on the forums before playing ST:O
v agrees that my actions are correct.

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^ Agrees that actions of being on forums, then playing STO is correct.

< soon will be playing on STO, destroying Terran ships, in a escort.

v is about to destroy Terran ships aswell, but in a Science Ship.

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^ Incorrect I dont have a science ship. (Math is Hard)
< Math was his worst subject
v Loves Them Some Capt'n Crunch Cereal!!!

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^ math ..something else we have in common.
< Prefer's "Gravy Train" ..or raisin bran ;)
v Thinks eating Grape Nuts is like having a morning workout.

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^ is not lying about grape nuts.
< jaws hurt just thinking about it.
v wonders why they call it grape nuts.

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^ is incorrect, I dont eat Grape Nuts.

< was just spawn campt by borg.:mad:

v is not now one with the collective.:(

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^ was ninja'd by me
< is a very stealthy ninja for someone who looks like me
v knows that Sasquatch are cleaver forest creatures....much like bunnies,

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^ Thinks bunnies taste good in a stew.
< Has a Sasquatch living in his basement. (just saw him grab a cup of coffee)
v Has a recipe for Bald Eagle.

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^ and praticly everything else.:D

< has a list of discusting recipes

v will want to know what the recipes are.:)

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^stole my recipe book
<is now hungry for stewed harpseal
v is likely to ask for the leftovers

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^ goooood, more bits for the feast:)

< is planning a feast for the chaos gods!:eek:

v will wonder what is going on;)

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^ robot rabbit
< w rd eatter as he e
v huh?

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^ you say wha!

< is evil:o:cool:

v is wondering why im evil:confused:

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^ No I think I have a pretty good idea
< Has a means to end the above's evilness
v Was the unfortunate sparring partner for Darth Vader

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^ yep. Gagged him on the words that a prequel was in the pipeline!
< wishes there was a talent show like Over The Rainbow for someone who can siong like Sinatra, as I have a good voice.
v would like to hear my singing voice.

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^ yep. Gagged him on the words that a prequel was in the pipeline!
< wishes there was a talent show like Over The Rainbow for someone who can siong like Sinatra, as I have a good voice.
v would like to hear my singing voice.

^ has meet before
< loves the attention
v will meet again.....

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^ no, will never meet againe.

< is a master of evil.

v is doooooomed:eek::confused::mad:

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/\ Does not know that I have been Doomed before and became a better Clown for it.

< The Clown Prince of MMOS and Host of the Rodo Report - here is this months
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbtIgFWGMpY
Watch it and put on a Happy Face.


\/ An Immediate Future Fan of the Rodo Report!

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^ is not knowing that the end is nigh.

< is cursed with a dam cold:(:mad:

v will be immune by illneses.

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^ Is evil

< is a geneus, of a sort.:cool:

v Is mad.

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/\ Does Not know that the Jestor is Eternal.


< The Clown Prince of MMOS and Host of the Rodo Report - here is this months
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbtIgFWGMpY
Watch it and put on a Happy Face.


\/ An Immediate Future Fan of the Rodo Report!

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^ nope
< has just logged onto the forums...
v will asgree that playing catch-up takes good few hours if done right...

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^ is not aware that Evil is eternal, or Eviller is so.

< is about to play on Star trek Armarda 2, and in 2hrs STO.

v Is the klingon Savor, or maby the GORN savor.

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^ doesn't realize there is an I in savior
<Doesnt believe there is an I in mordor
v Is less than 20% likely to be a Tribble on Horse tranqualizers

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^ corret. Am i spelig thus wriht?
< Is at work and has decided to use his emergency drink as it's so hot in the office.
v wishes it was cooler too.

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^ needs to stop goofing off and get back to work
< always wishes it were cooler. Lithium tends to make me susceptable to heat...and I live in Texas. Go figure.
v wants to give me something for free.

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^ Some advice. Don't eat yellow snow.
< Advice is free. Demonstrating the ill effects of eating yellow snow will cost plently.
v Will try eating anything once.

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^ Illicit sex
< sold
v here.

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^indeed, and now.
< is so hot he's shirtless. But I doubt ladies would want to see me shirtless....
v isn't suprised when it's 27degrees c

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^ Knows that the Rodo Report is HOT!
< The Clown Prince of MMOs and your Humble host of "The Rodo Report!"
v An immediate future fan of "The Rodo Report!"

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^ should use a RodoReport to roast the gov't's stupidity
< Wonders if MGDawson would be suprised if it gets up to 40C+, like where I live
v wants to ride on my big ship

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^ Only if you can keep your hands to yourself. NO, we are serious!
< Wanted to ride on the Oscar mayer wienermobile (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wienermobile-NAIAS-2005.jpg).
v Would love nothing more then to cruise down a road in the Oscarmayer wienermobile.

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^ is right is would be awesome
< wants to drive the Daytona 500 in a UPS truck
v wants to drive some other nonsensical vehicle in some crazy way

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^ yep. This one. (http://www.carsofthestars.com/cott3_9.html)
< is enjoying his bit of last minute surfing onh STO forums.
v was once involved in the plot to bring down The Thunderbirds remake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMb-iywQpNA)

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^ Last minute posting because he is dooooooooomed!
< Has doooooooooomed Thunderbirds
v Is singing the Doom Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMW0pbF0nHo)

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^ is DOOOOOMD.

< Hate its daliy rutine, is mad:mad:

v has a fault-bolter, from Baeta Zed.

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^ what?
< has just consumed a Twix, and is waiting for 3.30 when he has a conferance call about Unit Pricing. Wow.
v will be in some sort of mood. But probably is all "meh" about the whole thing.

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^is spying on me
< feels beedy little eye upon him ^.^
v is almost certainly not the winner of the miss super weasel fish u.s.a. competition

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^ is jealous of her miss panda of the year award
<is hungry
v secretly plays hello kitty online

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^ nope. Who told you that?
< is busy updating threads on the forums
v will also be busy

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^ But busy with what? :o
< I'll never tell.
v Never wants to know.

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^ Will divulge his secrets anyway
< Has ways of making people talk
v Has no problem making people talk to him. It's getting them to shut up that's the problem...

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^ half right
< I just blank people when i grow bored of them
v is bored all the time

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^ is correct
< is so bored I'm in ten foward right now
v is also bored

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^ Bored would be great. My night to do dishes....UG
< Hates work in general. Was ready to retire at 20.
v Is actually retired some 30 years now, but is very good at pretending to be young.

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^ Has a social security number of 4
< Has a social disease
v Has a social voice

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^ Indeed.
< was at work for 7:05 this morning, but doesn't start till 8. Buses were very good today....
v was suprised about my earliness.

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^ was up to early to armour the weapons.

< is armouring the weapons now.

v is clueless about what armour the weapons meens.:confused:

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^ correct.
< is watching this (http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00slkxl/Shaun_the_Sheep_Series_2_Bitzer_from_the_Black_Lag oon/)
v will click the above.

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^ I did, but since I'm not a UK resident I was not allowed to watch. What with this territorial internet crap anyways.

< Has the same problem with Comedy Central, SNL.com and some others. WHY!?
v Knows why but isn't going to bore us with an explanation.

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^ Have another cup of coffee, much more enjoyable
< Is hunting for a new avatar
v Thinks it's time for Cap to have a new face

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^ Would never suggest that but variety is the spice of life
< Also looking for a new avatar...I've got that prom photo somewhere, lol
v Thinks all forum avatars look alike anyways

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^ is incorret
< bazzoka squirrel is very unique
v 50% chance of anime avatar

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^ Is a squirrell, that ARMOURS the WEAPONS.

< Has a plan, MWUHAHAHA.

v Is wise to not want to know what the plan is.

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^ his plan is not as good as he thinks
< already has a counter plan
v has the plans to the deathstar in his r2 unit

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^ his counter plan will not survive contact with the enemy (plans never do)
< will improvise something with some duct tape, a entertainer droid module and a toilet paper roll
v thinks thursdays should be illegal

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^ is not a good droid manufacturer.

< has adapted his plan to be several plans, with backups.

v knows that I know that they know that...

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^ Indeed - money, next Tuesday by the docks, or I go public!
< Has had very recent plans go kaput in under 5 minutes...
v wonders what my plans are.

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^involves rabid poison billed humming birds
<Involves no msg
vmay or may not have been involved in that thing that was done at that time... possibly

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^ You'll never know...
< I don't even know...
v Doesn't know either so stop asking!

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^ Oh I KNOW, and you are in big trouble.
< Thinks it may be time to put someone in the gallows.
v Likes harsh punishment and constantly tries to get in trouble.

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^ Thinks it may be time to put someone in the gallows.
< Always is causing trouble. The paddy cake sessions are worth it.
v paddy cake?

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^yes please
<is secretly a foul mouthed baby
v gets to change a diaper

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^ depends! (lmao)
< is done with all that
v has some strange secrets

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^ Will be back into that in no time. Once you start that stuff you can't really stop...
< Had her parents called in because she told her teacher she wanted to be a supervillain when she grew up
v Now has to tell a strange secret from their past

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^ Is correct. To my shame, I was Oliver Cromwell. All those spots...eurgh...
< doesn't have spots atm, but has some wierd reaction to something so my hands look a little weird
v won't come near me now...

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^ is correct, stay away.

< is a mad man, has runed over hundreds-of-thousends.

v is even mader, and eats BUGS.:eek::mad:

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^ *crunch omnomnomnom
< is the renfield of lounge singing skydiving shovel breakers
v has no idea what to think so wil instead sing a few bars of some song or another, perhaps

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^ is correct
< Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world, she took the midnight train going anywhere
v Take it away!

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^ well..
< he was just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit, he took the midnight train going anywhere
v will continue

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^ is correct
< A singer in a smoky room, the smell of wine and cheap perfume
v wont stop believing

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^ got it
<For a smile they can share the night, It goes on and on and on and on
v your turn

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^ okies
< strangers waiting up and down the boulevard
v c'mon don't stop

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^It's a small world after all... Just kidding
<Their shadows searching in the night..
v Join the journey collective. Resistence is to much work

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^ Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
< Was going to join the procrastinators club ..never got around to it.
v Was just thinking that a nap sounds good.

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^ Was able to sleep in this morning, so a nap...aw hell why not? (Gets jumped on by son moments after laying down.
< Rarely naps anymore.
v Thinks sleep is over rated.

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^ but of course! I can survive on 6 hours a night forever.
< is feeling hungry.
v wants food too.

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^ not really
< why you ask, because my tooth hurts
v does not require teeth

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^ correct
< digests robots with his mighty system of organs
v hopefully does not have a stick

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^ is incorrect
< is at work and can't believe 4 hours has just gone like that [snaps fingers]
v wishes time would go like that

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^yes
<Drives a taxi and works 12 hour shifts
v Is most likley not an invertabrate crab monster

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^ is correct
< is happy to be a bazooka carrying squirrel and not to be a crab monster
v is also happy not to be a crab monster

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^ Is correct
< Did a semi-serious study on the deployment of genetically engineering crab monsters as border security. I mean who would try to cross a border that is guarded by hordes of crab monsters?
v Is now consider crab monsters in other security fields.

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^ is wrong
< knows that craaaaab peeeople will simply attempt to topple civilization via metrosexuality
v knows that true security can only be handled by wolfmen and/or clones of Jesus. Or wolfclones of Jesus.

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^ Jesus H. Wolfman? I love that guy!
< Bummed that MGM's troubles are delaying the 'Hobbit' movie
v Has bankrupted a major movie studio for laughs...

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^ is currently incorrect, but Fox's days are numbered
< is secretly plotting the assassination of Uwe Boll
v Would like to inlist in my conspiracy

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^ indeed.
< is now doing the ritual updating of threads
v will be suprised on what I do.

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^ nothing surprise me
< my magic 8 ball tells me the future
v ask again later

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^my sources say yes
< loves the etchasketch
v Is likely not 45 pigmy deer in a person costume

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^ Technically true, but is closer than he knows...
< 28 pygmy marmosets in a person costume
v Now wondering how many different pygmy animals could fit inside their person costume

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^ is wrong
< 5 pygmy goats at a push...but don't tell
v wonders how they all fit in...

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^ With Jd's http://www.bearotic.com/img/2009/04/bacon-flavored-lube.jpg
< Now wants a bacon sandwhich
v cant stop laughing.

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^ is incorrect. The URL was blocked at work.
< is busy-busy-busy at work.
v wonders how it became so busy so suddenly.

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^ <steeples fingers and laughs evilly then looks around> "What?!"
< Is sure MGDawson is up to the task
v Is willing to help

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^ indeed.
< wonders what the task is.
v can't be bothered to help

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^evar
<likes lazyness, like fat ppl like cheesecake
v Wants a cookie

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^ is correct
< thinks cookies are awesome
v also thinks cookies are awesome

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^ Most awesome (as long as there are no nuts in them)
< Hungry for cookies now...
v Will satisfy their sweet tooth with...?

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^ Is reading my mind
< Answers with HAWAIIAN PIZZA!!
v Was responsible for the invasion of the British Isles in 1066

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^ is correct
< name is william
v name is not william

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^ Amazing telepathic abilites super squirl.
< In RL has mistakenly been called William.
v Has been mistaken for someone else as well.

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^ is correct. I am not called James, for the last time!
< Is going internet shopping. :D
v wants to know what I'm goign to order.

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^ Yes, and is it something I would like?
< Has spent way too much time doing his own internet shopping
v Caused the Cleveland Indians to the lose to the Atlanta Braves in the 1995 World Series, for which I am eternally grateful

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^your welcome
<fixes sporting events for fun and profit
v Fixes animals for fun and profit, possibly perhaps

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^erm... no.
< Is so hot I'm in shorts and no t-shirt...
v will not feel sorry for my disposition

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^can't get his hand off his chin
<me? oh, i explode
v is about to breathe

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^ i'm gonna hold my breath just to spihygbby
< passed out from oxygen deprivation and slammed my head on the keyboard
v knows my plan was flawed from the begining

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^Yes, never trust the plans of a blue squirell with a bazooka
<never Trust the qvc channel to send you all the parts when you order a bazooka
v Likes bazookas

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^ Yes I do! Any ranged explosives are good!
< still hates his job
v Could be the next President of the Federation

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^ parrot. nuff said
< i could be the next president of the federation. yipee.
v thinks that Bordon Brown would win in a fight with a Dalek

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^ Perhaps...if he got talking first the sheer mind-numbingness of his speechifying is potentially deadly
< Immune to mind-numbing speechifying...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
v Did not read because...zzzzzz-snort-zzzzzzzzzz...

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^ Has described my whole workday
< zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
v In a former life became the first chicken meal sold by KFC

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^Indeed... they even fried the head
< Was a cat in previous life
v will have a hard time eating kfc for a while...

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^ is incorrect - I never ate KFC...
< enjoyed Pizza Hut instead.
v and now for something completely different...

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^Right! To silly!
<Nothing to see here!
v Move along!

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^ these arnt the droids your looking for
< know perfectly well that these are the droidss hes looking for
v know they're the droids hes looking for but thinks it funnier to let him not capture them causing the rebels to blow up the death star

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^yes big splosions FTW!
<Likes exploding alittle tooo much
vAlso like splosions.,....... and bacon

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^ Smells of Bacon
< mmmmmm Bacon
v Is a Lumberjack, and is OK

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^ wears high heels, suspenders and a bra
< ahm a lomberjack and ahm okay
v wishes he'd been a girlie just like his dear relative

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^ nope. Never. I like being male.
< wants a female trekkie to date though.
v would also like to see more female trekkies.

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^ wants to date another trekkie
< would love to know why people think women trekkies are so rare O.o
v most likely not a member of said group. but a trekkie no less.

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^ who, me? um, OK.
< has never seen Star Trek Nemesis
v Thinks DS9 was the best Star Trek series ever

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^MADNESS!!!!
<MADNESS???
vTHIS! IS! ..........

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^ SPARTA!!!!
< Is in work. With the sound of the radio and rain outside.
v would like a job where they do nothing.

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^Being a ceo would be nice, yes.
<Drives a taxi
v Was the gunman on the grassy gnoll

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^ Is over estimating my age
< Must have learned to shoot very early.
v Is contemplating thier next music purchase.

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^ I was thinking of Muse
< is not too keen on the new daleks
v is hiding under a table at a wedding reception as he types

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^ Wedding reception / Work... Same thing
< Is the only one who knows what character is in my current Ava
v Caused the Doctor's TARDIS to crash into the original Titanic as it was passig safely by that iceberg

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^ oops. vortex loop got fried. my feet are wet
< has exams next week
v doesn't have exams next week

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^ Will soon be tested
< has his patienced tested by his primary customer nearly everyday
v Was banished from Sesame Street after attempting a military coup

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^ is wrong. I was...erm..."busy" (http://www.drtoy.com/images/items/lego.jpg)
< wonders why today was such a bad day weather wise.
v probably caused the bad weather with an atrocious dance.

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^ I was so happy to see a post from Tessa I couldn't help myself. :p
< Pray you never see "the angry dance" :mad: Also, I'm present <glare>.
v Will use modern dance to convey local sports news

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^ Tiger Woods there accompanied by some ballet
< When he comes to power, will make Jedi a banned religion
v is trapped in a world made by his subconscious, and his subconscious doesn't like him. one. little. bit.

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^ all the Voices speek in spanish, and I don't speek spanish. But yes they do sound angy
< Tells the voices to be quite or they get the q-tip again
v participated in genetics experiment gone horribly wrong

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^ is correct. Why do you think I exist? :D
< has been swamped at work.
v is unhappy about...

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^ Feels my pain
< is unhappy that it's several months till the beginning of the next hockey season
v Will bring about the downfall of the Philadelphia Flyers next season

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^ Not likely, we could put laxative in their coffee. That would make for a funny game, no?
< Thinks most sports are boring to watch.
v Would rather spend a day outside having fun with the kids or going to the beach then watch sports on tv.

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^ is quite correct
< loves living in Florida and the sun and the ocean out my front door
v lives in a inland area and should now be the subject of pity for all who live within 50 miles of ocean

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^ OJ Swilling Floridian
< Lives 100 miles from the Ocean and 100 miles from the snow capped mountains Bliss!
v wishes the could play in the snow and the ocean on the same day.

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^ Is close
< Snow yes, Ocean No (teh whole vague food chain thing)
v Once dated Queen Elizabeth I

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^ and i'll tell you here nickname is not...ahem
< is all in the mind, you know
v has a robot cat called KIT-10

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^ Almost got it right
< Is KIT-10
v Was once chased out of the UK by Queen Victoria

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^ is almost correct.
< was chased to the coast of the UK before she discovered it was my brother who she wanted to kill.
v has 10 green bottles, sitting on a wall...

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^ I really have to lower my east facing blinds more often
< the cats put them there
v Was one of my cats in a former life

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^ Better, I'm one of your cats right now! And shut the g-damn bathroom door when you're in there!
< I have seen things that cannot be un-seen..
v ...and I brought photgraphic evidence! Want to see?

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^ depends - what activities?
< is slowly losing the will to live...but it's Friday! WOO!
v agrees they has the friday feeling.

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/\ about ready to click my sig below for the New Rodo report!
< The Clown Prince of MMOs and your Humble host of "The Rodo Report!"
v An immediate future fan of "The Rodo Report!"

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^ Continues to self-advertise himself despite the board's terms-of-service
< Has 5 minutes worth of work to comlete in the next 6 hours
v Caused the destruction of the proto-planet Theia in our solar systems early history

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^ Could care less about JestorRodo's advertisements.
< Yup! I got a tip JestorRodo would be there. So tired of his single minded postings of self adverts.
v Has a cup of coffee for me.

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^ here you are. Milk? Biscuits? Arsenic?
< was once crushed by a falling blue box
v piloted said blue box

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^ Shhhh, I don't want that Gallifryan dude to find out
< pushes Blue Box into well located shrubbery
v Is a Shrubber who arranges, designs, and sells shrubberies

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^ Murders with a TARDIS
< more like roses but that's close enough.
v Is a pickler. pickles red herrings and sells them at an inflated price.

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^ Sure, Red Herrings, that what they are Red Herrings ... Yup Red Herrings, defintely not not Piranahas
< Scribbles Piranaha sign to read Red Herrings
v Once attacked a castle with 3 people

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^ is correct
< battle wasnt going so well so I had to give the command to Run Away
v has also been defeated by a French castle in the middle of England

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^ Only because I was using French equipment at the time
< Won't make that mistake again
v Soon destroyed that French Castle in the middle of England with a wave motion cannon

[Archived Post]

^ So wrong, we simply huffed and puffed and blew the decrepit castle down.
< Looking for some bacon!!! We smell BACON!!!
v Has a ton of bacon all cooked up and willing to share???:D

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^ My bacon (slaps)
< eats bacon for breakfast. and lunch. and dinner. and supper
v wants to know where he is

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^ I've been meaning to ask that one for awhile
< Will soon be known as "Destroyer of Worlds"
v Lost the "Battle of Amphipolis" to the Persians

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^ is incorrrect.
< was actually on the Persians side
v was the Leige in 855BC

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^is either incorrect or knows something I don't
< is leaving to go see the A-Team!
v wants to see the A-Team as well.

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^ hell yeah, fool!
< some say his ears aren't quite where you would expect them to be, and he once did time in Canterbury because his teddy is called the baby Jesus
v all we know is, he's not the stig, but he is the stig's scottish cousin!

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^ Your just saying that because I'm wearing a plaid skirt and no knickers
< Likes a refreshing breeze
v Is underneath me looking up right now. (Because he had to read this post to reply)

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^ Sadly wore a skirt for this moment... GASP!
< Is enjoying a cappuccino and some new friends. (they taste awesome when you dip them in the cappuccino)
v Pathetic fallacy for a refrigerator.

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^ Deffintely considering how easily I sweat
< Knows people who wish they were one of my cats
v Was the German Soldier that allowed the D-Day invasion to succeed (Danke!)

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^ Seems confident
< Has an avatar that is usually a Constitution or a School Bus
v Will face the wrath of the JPEG-ed Enterprise

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/\ about ready to click my sig below for the New Rodo report!
< The Clown Prince of MMOs and your Humble host of "The Rodo Report!"
v An immediate future fan of "The Rodo Report!"

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^what? I'm already a fan.
< is going on the computer as little as possible this morning to go on later.
v agrees that is a good plan.

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^ gives me more time for conquest!
<Bwahahahahahahahaha *hack *cough
v do you have a lazange?

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^ Needs to console himsefl after his goalie botched the match against the US
< Is looking dramatic
V Probably has some "report" that no one looks at

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^ yes and there is a reason no one EVER reads this particular report
< the reason
v looses more interns that way.....

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^ Has a high turnover rate of interns
< Works in a Town where being an intern has been a running joke since Bill Clinton
v Is the intern under Hillary's desk

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^ is incorrect.
< is at work.
v wants it to be friday again.

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^ is correct, because thats when england play again
< really wants england to win the world cup
v could not care less about the world cup

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^ Is Picard's reaction at the end of the US v England game
< Is going through withdrawals since the end of the NHL season
v Is responsible for slicking up the English goalie's gloves before the US v England game

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^ just shows we're not all patriots
< has preordered Transformers: War for Cybertron
v is unconcerned about my preordering

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^ Caught my interest with his preorder
< has the residential crazy lizard as a game character
v wants to know whats behind my shades

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^ Confuses me between himsefl and Captain Revo
< Only wears shades when firing the Main Gun
v Wears Velcro shoes

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^ you wish!
< is now uploading to Flikr....
v wonders what I'm uploading...

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^ Will take the cat's advice re: curiosity ;)
< Down to 8 lives...
v Has no lives left to lose :eek:

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^ Eight lives, eh. You would be an excellent henchman.
< Will let her henchmen loose their lives instead.
v Wishes they had henchmen.

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^ Ohh your so wrong... lemme explain. Life as you know it, simple, serene, boring but if you add bunnies! (http://img693.imageshack.us/f/minitokyofemalescansthe.jpg/) FUN TIME!!!! *Starts to dance*
< Would like henchbunnies.... ohhh yea! :p
v Would definitely be our henchbunny? :D

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^ needs better henchmen insurance
< prepares to fire a barrage of exploding henchman at the next sob that dares set foot in here
v Is about to take a salvo of henchman to the face




dance for us kirby! (>'.')> <(O.O)> <('.'<) ( . )

...yes that last kirby is mooning you!

Kirby haldulken! (>'.')> ~~~~~~~~~~@(X.X)

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^ Take your best shot
<Has purple meat shield charged to 125
vIs not the count of fatty crisco

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^ Is insightful
< Will be elected President and unite the English speaking nations into a new golden age
v Thinks I'm daft!!

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^ is actually clever.
< would like to be his right hand man.
v thinks that's OK, as long as he gets cookies.

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^ Knows my love of Cookies
< Now has a right hand man in my bid for Partial World Domination
v Is responsible for the break up of the British Empire

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^ is correct
< knows it was required for my plans to come to fruition
v doesnt understand the grander and deviousness of my plan, but would rather have a muffin then understanding of the plan

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^ The muffin is the plan, you have revealed it. And you thought you were so clever.
< Figured out that muffins were the the plan all along.
v Is an animated muffin that seeks to rule the globe on the desk in the other room.

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^ You were looking at my muffin! :eek:
< wants a blueberry muffin
v Chocolate chips

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^ indeed, muffin. Just make sure they aren't the ones outside though. They ain't chocolate chips.
< has a nosebleed.
v caused my nosebleed.

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^You think you have a nosebleed!
<-------------
v Was knighted sir cheesypoof mc fluffypants Imolater of nations

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^ Promised not to reveal that bit
< Has some revenge to plan
v Accidently recreated Tesla's Earthquake machine in 1906 San Francisco

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^ Revenge accomplished
< has to abbandon further earthquake machine plans
v Wants to buy a used earthquake machine maybe?

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^ How's $5 sound
< knows a few places that could use a good earthquake.
v Sees the above and is moving out of General Sherman's hometown

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^ But I'm the mayor! How would that look?
< Sexytime Risa Picard knows no fear!
v Want to see my Horga'hn? ;)

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^it's a little cold out for that...but um thanxs I guess
<Suddenly needs a mental shower
vHas this ever happened to you?

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^ yes.
< thinks that a laptop that can't connect to the network is done for
v will agree

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^ Well, Obviously
< Is working to connect his laptop with his DVR
v Was the reason M*A*S*H lasted 9 years longer than the Korean war

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^ Well, I have been told that time goes by slower when I'm around, thats' good right? :p
< Not as oily as I look (flash photography! I spit my last breath at thee!)
v Also has love-hate/hate-hate relationship with the photographic arts

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^ That's why there are only 5 pictures of me online
< Is the power behind the throne
v Feels a cold hard stare while sitting on the Throne

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^ Yes, my cats are facinated by the bathroom and stare at me when I'm on the throne.
< Is beginning to wish he'd gotten two bunnies instead.
v Is beginning to wish they'd gotten two bunnies as well.

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^ depends. these type of bunnies? (http://media.animegalleries.net/albums/userpics/65132/ecchi%20bunnygirl~0.jpg)
< is feline a little cold
v thinks that an awful joke.

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^ You're right about that mate!
< Just facepalmed at the previous "joke"
v Got upstaged by Davros during the creation of the Daleks

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^my catch fraze was Exterminatafie!
<always placed second in evil cyborg monster creation 101
v has a degree in suprise nudity

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^ Ok, hand over the infared camera
< Seeks the Holy Grail
v Keeps said Grail in his castle and is insulting to passers-by who want to see it

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^that is because you are a zilly engleesh kanigit!
<is as french as soap
v Sees wat I did thar

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v Sees wat I did thar

^ Indeed. Are we still nemesis to each other?
< Wishes this lasted longer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdT8CwhmrOc)
v agrees.

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^epic song was epic
<is a member of the church of cleese
vWould like to convert to montyism. and receive a good spanking from zute

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^ Right!
< The Galaxy song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2JU4gX6rg8) helped feed my interest of astronomy when i was young
v have another Monty

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^ May say: bljeghbe'chugh vaj blHegh
< Likes my Constitutions and Buses
v Feel the wrath of the Zero

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^Likes Constitutions and Buses
<Never gives the option to surrender
v will be the victim of bunny rage

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^not so long as I have my trunk monkey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lQKV3p9ezQ)
<Is always prepared
v Accidently the internet...

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^...created HomsikPanda in desperation
< will be playing his Riker toon to level him up for next year's Picard Day
v thinks I'm early...

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^ indeed.
< has just had a nosebleed..from my LEFT nostril....odd...
v agrees. And hates double posters...

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^Not really
<now triple posters...... Death by fire is a must
v is secretly skater mcgee, slayer of teenagers

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^ Triple posts
< Can 90 degree aerial face plant. That is about it.
v Just may be able to stay upright for more than 8 seconds

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^ looks better with a yellow backround
< use your own discretion
v can make something up on their own

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^ Crazy
< Slightly more crazy
v Not quite crazy... yet

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^contradictive
< buddist
v shouldn't have said that

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^ Whats wrong with Buddism
< No religious affiliation.
v Worships bunnies.

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^ Indeed! All guns fire on my mark, Mr. Whiskers! Fluffykins, give me a firing solution!
< Oh, I thought you said "Warship Bunnies"
v Realizes a destroyer full of bunnies is woefully inefficient and thus a Pentagon inevitability

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^ Has warship bunnies on the brian
< Is raising an army of giant New Zealand albino bunnies
v fears the fuzzy fury

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^ I only fear that someone with magical powers will put a spell on me and give the fuzzy fur again.
< I also fear fear itself.
v Fears nothing but croutons.

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^ would have been borrect before I ate one. Now I love them
< Spread this thread to the SWTOR forums
v Spread something else(hint it causes mild rashes and itchyness)

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^ what he means is that I spread love and joy into all the places I inhabit.
< Is an optimist
V is either an optimist or a pessimist.

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^ I swing both ways...wait let me reiterate. Ah never mind.
< Like most I have my good days, and my bad days.
v Has nothing but mediocre days, one after another, after another.

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^ how did he know?:eek:
< is actually having a free dinner, hotel stay, breakfast etc. courtesy of my company. Go corperate events!
v is jealous.

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^ His ship is visiting and inverse universe
< Likes to stay in hos own universe
v Has destroyed three universes since Breakfast

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^4. Pirate universe looked at me funny
< Is known as shuvel Kermit in the eve online forums (even tho He uses the same name as here)
v Musn't fear. Fear is the little death, that procedes all......

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^ fear is the mind killer
< fears nothing except the sound of laughter
v pities the foo who dont like laughter

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^ Knows me all too well, we need to talk in my "office", yeah office, that's the ticket
< Has survived a walk through where they find all the bodies on "Bones" and "NCIS"
v Won't let Prince Albert out of the can

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^Prince albert the peircing?
<Wouldn't get a prince albert
v why would anyone do that to themselves?

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^ Is too young to know where my previous joke came from
< Is also too young to know where that joke came from, but watches alot of the History Channel
v Was a Werewolf chasing after Queen Victoria in another life

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^ me
< me
v him and/or her

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^ Thats what it says on my birth certificate. Um.. no not really.
< Is having a hard time deciding what to have for lunch today.
v Is going to tell what to have for lunch today.

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^ Will do.
< Went to Subway and got a footlong Spicy Italian in Italian Herb and Cheese, with shredded cheese toasted and a few decorations (Veggies). With a bag of Cheetos and a 32oz of Rasberry Tea.
v Their Subway footlongs don't cost $6.

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^ paid too much for lunch
< got food poisoning last time they got a $5 footlong
v is feeling hungry

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/\ Is right about my hunger
<Would rather play STO
\/Doesn't like Star Wars

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^ LIAR!
< Prefers Star Wars over Star Trek (but only slightly)
v Thinks I'm a heretic.

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^ Is a heretic
< is a trekkie
v is going to disagree with me

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^ Is right.
< Thinks both have their good points and bad points.
v Would rather marry Lucas over Roddenberry if they HAD to pick one.

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^ is incorrect. What'd be wrong with Majel?
< Is at work, and will be running round like a headless chicken
v isn't bothered.

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^is disturbed by chicken violence in general
<Once crossed the road
v why?