so i was cruising along when suddenly......

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"so i was cruising along when suddenly....."

a very often used start to many an STO anecdote. this phrase has been utter by just about everyone in the know galaxy across all reaches, from the lowest ship captian to the highest fleet admiral, and often to comical results.

so, here's a challenge, finish the story.
tell a funny story that starts with the above sentence. can be about you personally, or it can be about your friend, you can even make it up if you wish.
only rule, it has to apply to STO (from a character point of view) has to be more then atleast once sentence long. and has to be funny :P.

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I saw a Ferengi AMPM. So I stop to get some blood worms and this Klingon BoP backs into my Escort. Nothing major, just a dent in the port nacelle. At first the female Kink captain is totally lame but eventually we swap info. Well, it turns out that we both hate the Borg. I usually don't go for Klingon chicks but after I had that crazy stay on Risa with that Bolian ensign from personnel, I am very open minded. So yeah, Saturday night were going to meet up. My fist officer warmed me that "she's totally going to break your ****." I told him that was wildly inappropriate and we were just going to hunt some Borg in the Bel Tran. He told me he would visit me in sickbay right after he renamed our ship the I.K.S Klingonaria.

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I saw a Ferengi AMPM. So I stop to get some blood worms and this Klingon BoP backs into my Escort. Nothing major, just a dent in the port nacelle. At first the female Kink captain is totally lame but eventually we swap info. Well, it turns out that we both hate the Borg. I usually don't go for Klingon chicks but after I had that crazy stay on Risa with that Bolian ensign from personnel, I am very open minded. So yeah, Saturday night were going to meet up. My fist officer warmed me that "she's totally going to break your ****." I told him that was wildly inappropriate and we were just going to hunt some Borg in the Bel Tran. He told me he would visit me in sickbay right after he renamed our ship the I.K.S Klingonaria.

-giggles- so what happened? =o

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So i was cruising along when suddenly....I noticed that the Sirius general chat channel was being spammed by people begging for trial players to use their referral codes so they can get the uber ship. Instead of reporting them for spamming, I decided to just logout and play Fallen Earth for a few hours instead. -Fin

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so i was cruising along when suddenly the game froze up and crashed to desktop

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So, I was cruising along when suddenly...I wasn't.

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So, I was cruising along when suddenly i remembered that i was all out of Coca Cola and had to return to space dock.

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So, I was cruising along when suddenly i remembered that i was all out of Coca Cola and had to return to space dock.

This happens to me all the time, just all the time.

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So i was cruising along when suddenly.....

Kraken.

Space. Kraken.

Story ends there.

And for those of you who will say "Pics or it didn't happen", I provide proof.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3112/2422937294_ccc67352bd.jpg

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...out of my eye, I saw my fleet members congregating. And they played wargames. All of them verses me. And guess who won. Yep. They did. hardly a suprise, is it?