View Full Version : All NEW scenes we'd like to see!
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05-12-2010, 03:16 AM
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, from the hit BBC series Mock The Week, let's play scenes we'd like to see.
The object of the game is simple: to say something unlikely to happen related to the topic. For example:
Topic: London 2012 olympics
Response: London 2013 - better late than never.
And the topic is....Things you'll never see at a fast food resturaunt.
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05-12-2010, 03:17 AM
And the topic is....Things you'll never see at a fast food resturaunt.
Anything resembling actual food
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05-12-2010, 03:20 AM
Someone without spots
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05-12-2010, 07:33 AM
Non borg in uniform.
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05-12-2010, 07:38 AM
Tribbles as a main course.
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05-12-2010, 07:51 AM
And the topic is....Things you'll never see at a fast food resturaunt.
A lightsaber duel...with real lightsabers.
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05-12-2010, 07:55 AM
A lightsaber duel...with real lightsabers.
the "with real lightsabers" is the only thing that stopped me from saying "Seen it!"
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05-12-2010, 08:00 AM
Zombies.
Because zombies hate fast food (http://www.snorgtees.com/zombieshatefastfood-p-968.html).
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05-12-2010, 08:48 AM
Thin people.
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05-12-2010, 09:08 AM
People who don't look like they've had their very souls sucked out of them working behind the counter.
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05-12-2010, 09:16 AM
A Doctor that doesn't look young enough to be truant
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05-12-2010, 11:00 AM
I think Ravenstien and Flasherman won that round! Points to them both...
And next topic on the "wheel o' scenes" is... Things that SaintHazard wishes he had the strength to do!
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05-12-2010, 11:15 AM
Hazard wishes he had the strength to fight off seven girls in bikinis...at the same time...in jello!
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05-12-2010, 11:16 AM
Hazard wishes he had the strength to fight off seven girls in bikinis...at the same time...in jello!
Jello? Chocolate now that's the ticket!
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05-12-2010, 11:17 AM
Jello? Chocolate now that's the ticket!
Jello is funnier. If it were chocolate I would just end up eating the chocolately goodness instead of fighting. The Jello makes things silly while not distracting everyone from the real issue at hand: Hazard getting beaten senseless and then drowned in Jello.
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05-12-2010, 11:34 AM
Lift a freight train above his head, single-handedly.
Oh wait. He can do that.
*flex*
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05-12-2010, 11:35 AM
Jello is funnier. If it were chocolate I would just end up eating the chocolately goodness instead of fighting. The Jello makes things silly while not distracting everyone from the real issue at hand: Hazard getting beaten senseless and then drowned in Jello.
Good point, where do i sign up? :D
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05-12-2010, 11:37 AM
Hazard wishes he was stong enough to reach though the internet and trottle people.
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05-12-2010, 12:36 PM
Edit: Septuple-ninja'd!!
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05-14-2010, 05:38 AM
And the next topic is:
Public Service announcements you'll never hear
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05-14-2010, 06:05 AM
All citizens are advised to put salt in their eyes.
All the cool kids are doing it.
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04-04-2011, 02:38 AM
Ok, that's enough for that one.
The next one is......things you'll never hear said about Ten Forward.
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04-04-2011, 02:45 AM
Ten forward is a sane and level environment for the pure and honest upbringing of any member of the clan.
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04-04-2011, 08:27 AM
Ok, that's enough for that one.
The next one is......things you'll never hear said about Ten Forward.
Ten Forward is exempt from the fourth coming forum rule changes :p
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04-04-2011, 08:30 AM
Is Ten Forward a Zombie-free zone?