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11-07-2010, 10:55 AM
no this is not mine its mr. cooks XP warnig pg - 13 for some foul language
Your entire life there's some weird person but that's just when your little but then bwoop bwoop bwoop you grow up, he ya that's the sound of growing up ha ha even now at your job there is a freak there is a weird guy at every job that make you scared when ever hes around, and the strange thing about it is its the same FREAKEN GUY at every freaken job hes there you quit then you go to the new job and your omg that's the guy the scary guy why am i talking in such a high voice? its ridiculous it makes no sense ehhhh, i can tell you what the guy looks like i can do that right, first of all you would never says hes not a fat guy you wound never say hes fat but he is shape hes like amoeba of shapes like a different consistency,and hes got this perfect front orb right here your like what is that its like you want to see it but you don't its its like perfect its like he grows potatoes on his taint its like you want to see it but your all set ughhhhhhh, nobody talk's to that guy you don't talk to that guy hes got the blue blocker glasses on you never see his eyes hes got the pocket with a jubilee of pens encase he needs to write a lot, and nobody talks to that guy if your in the brake room with friends and you see him coming morphing in second he comes in you turn to your friends and say you guys wanna get the *uck outta here lets go out on the roof and brake dance lets go behind the vending machine c-can somebody pull the vending machine so i can go behind here j-just MOVE THE MACHINE PLEASE PLEASE?!?! nobody talks to that guy, but let me tell you something any job i have ever had i talk to that guy i would find him and chat him up about pens and here's a snickers thats for you peanuts caramel put that in you mouth enjoy it, you know why i talk to that guy i talk to him cuz when he finally snaps and come's to work with a machine gun walking through the hall *bam bam bam bam bam bam bam* and when he finally gets to my office he says thanks for the candy and passes *bam bam bam bam* you lol now but when you go to work Monday morning you will have a snickers in your hand and walk to his office ya i know... and for you that say there's no guy at my work like that YOUR THE GUY!!!!
so ya thought this was funny and well ya feel free to comment n stuff :D
Your entire life there's some weird person but that's just when your little but then bwoop bwoop bwoop you grow up, he ya that's the sound of growing up ha ha even now at your job there is a freak there is a weird guy at every job that make you scared when ever hes around, and the strange thing about it is its the same FREAKEN GUY at every freaken job hes there you quit then you go to the new job and your omg that's the guy the scary guy why am i talking in such a high voice? its ridiculous it makes no sense ehhhh, i can tell you what the guy looks like i can do that right, first of all you would never says hes not a fat guy you wound never say hes fat but he is shape hes like amoeba of shapes like a different consistency,and hes got this perfect front orb right here your like what is that its like you want to see it but you don't its its like perfect its like he grows potatoes on his taint its like you want to see it but your all set ughhhhhhh, nobody talk's to that guy you don't talk to that guy hes got the blue blocker glasses on you never see his eyes hes got the pocket with a jubilee of pens encase he needs to write a lot, and nobody talks to that guy if your in the brake room with friends and you see him coming morphing in second he comes in you turn to your friends and say you guys wanna get the *uck outta here lets go out on the roof and brake dance lets go behind the vending machine c-can somebody pull the vending machine so i can go behind here j-just MOVE THE MACHINE PLEASE PLEASE?!?! nobody talks to that guy, but let me tell you something any job i have ever had i talk to that guy i would find him and chat him up about pens and here's a snickers thats for you peanuts caramel put that in you mouth enjoy it, you know why i talk to that guy i talk to him cuz when he finally snaps and come's to work with a machine gun walking through the hall *bam bam bam bam bam bam bam* and when he finally gets to my office he says thanks for the candy and passes *bam bam bam bam* you lol now but when you go to work Monday morning you will have a snickers in your hand and walk to his office ya i know... and for you that say there's no guy at my work like that YOUR THE GUY!!!!
so ya thought this was funny and well ya feel free to comment n stuff :D