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05-16-2011, 01:23 PM
Saw a person type "/godmode on" in the text box. Poor fellow. He was immediately chastised by others. But I got to thinking, what a fantastic idea. Even Q would be envious. Well, it took me all night to reprogram, but here is a list of my function key mappings.
F1: Toggle Q-mode on/off
F2: Grant Instant Win
F3: Instant-Fix Map Glitch/Game Bug
F4: Add 100 mil EC to Character's Bank
F5: Destroy person's computer who annoys me
F6: Dial in conference call with Atari Board of Directors
F7: Email boss sick note excusing me for the day
F8: Send 10,000 gold-pressed latinum bars to home address
F9: Send Jolene Blaylock to home address
F10: Send Jolene Blaylock and Jeri Ryan to home address
F11: Cue Patrick Stewart's voice, saying, "Space, the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of Superior."
F12: Replicate me a pizza and a six-pack of beer
Well, what bright ideas do you have? Hmm hmm hmm?
F1: Toggle Q-mode on/off
F2: Grant Instant Win
F3: Instant-Fix Map Glitch/Game Bug
F4: Add 100 mil EC to Character's Bank
F5: Destroy person's computer who annoys me
F6: Dial in conference call with Atari Board of Directors
F7: Email boss sick note excusing me for the day
F8: Send 10,000 gold-pressed latinum bars to home address
F9: Send Jolene Blaylock to home address
F10: Send Jolene Blaylock and Jeri Ryan to home address
F11: Cue Patrick Stewart's voice, saying, "Space, the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of Superior."
F12: Replicate me a pizza and a six-pack of beer
Well, what bright ideas do you have? Hmm hmm hmm?