A-M-S-C who's with me?

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(You all know the song, it's the opvp theme music! 10 AMS consoles say you're going to sing along with the lyrics...)

Captain! There's no need to feel down!
I say, Captain! Just come respawn around!
I said, Captain! Cause you're in a new round!
There's no need to be unhappy!

Captain! There's some things you can do!
When some cruiser captain AMS'ed you!
You just stay calm, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time...

(bam bam!)

It's fun to sign up with the A-M-S-Club
It's fun to sign up with the A-M-S-Club...

They have all the consoles, that you need to enjoy,
You can NOW be, the one that annoys...

it's fun to buy and use the A-M-S-C
It's fun to buy and use the A-M-S-C

You can now feel unclean, cause you're douchey and mean!
You can type whatever you want... (in zone chat...)

Verse 2!
Captain! Are you listening to me?
I say, Captain! What do you want to be!
Just some whiner? Who complains about scrams?
Or the A-M-S using man!

No sir! You don't use it alone!
Just get 4 friends! And then use ventrilo!
And just queue up! With your A-M-S-Cs!
I'm sure people will just love you...

(bam bam!)

it's fun to buy and use the A-M-S-C!
It's fun to buy and use the A-M-S-C!

Comes with everything, that you need to enjoy,
You can NOW be, the one that annoys...

it's fun to buy and use the A-M-S-C!
It's fun to buy and use the A-M-S-C!

You can now feel unclean, cause you're douchey and mean!
You can type whatever you want... (in zone chat...)

Verse 3!
Captain! I was once in your shoes!
I felt angry! Just wanted to sing the blues!
I felt my team, don't care if I stayed alive!
I felt the whole world was so jive...

And then someone! Came and showed me the way!
And said Captain! Use that console all day!
Just go buy it! You know, the A-M-S-C!
And be the captain YOU wanted to be...

(bam bam!)

(you know the rest...)

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<Large sleeved jacket with buckles - one size fits all.>

"Easy, He suffering SS/AMS overload - things may get dicey - watch your fingers"

" Wonderful singing voice, though "

" Yes, it was a good song. Pity its a SS/AMS song "

" Well, it was the worse thing since the Japanese figured out to turn sewage in to lunch meat "

" <shudder> Does give Processed Meat and different feel..."

" dmanit, now I'm hungry"

" How about 4 whole fried chickens and a coke?"

" As long as I can get 4 pieces of dry white toast "

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Don't make me start singing my version of:

"when the scrams hit your eye like a big pizza pie... it's a spam fest..."

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Don't make me start singing my version of:

"when the scrams hit your eye like a big pizza pie... it's a spam fest..."

" Yep, we need a stun gun and a bear trap "

" I'll go get them off the truck..."

" Don''t forget the jello..."

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I don't like this song.

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< a short time later>

" Captain!
it's fun to buy and use the A-M-S-C
It's fun to buy and use the A-M-S-C " < doing silly little jaunting saunter>

" YOU THERE!! WHATS that you are SINGing! " < some where a moustache bristtles on reflex>

" What?! EErr Nothing Sir! " < nervous stumble off beat>

< Ruining what many chance onlookers later descirbed as the most charming display of light jazz dancing since Blind Melon bumped into the jello* display girl at Lalapoozawhatevermathingy in 32>

" I distinctly heard you singing! What was it now! Out with it. " < a jaw tightens hard stares insue >

" I rather not, eer Sir. " < If you've ever been Here, i need not describe the bodly functions that arrive>

" WHAT! you a bit too fancy to songbird for a ranking officer? You do not think Jones and I de-serve and seranade while we sort this mess out? I that what your saying Warrior?! " < A mosutache somewhere burst afalme, tightened jawlines move equatorial plates and stares so hard happen peoples glasses break and small dogs whine >

' no Sir? I mean yes Sir! Its was just a old basic ca cadence chant nothing spectacular...." < You could clock how many cadence he forgot on a 15 second timer. frightening really whats comming out of the Academy these days>

" Hell boy! You made jones Day! He loves a good cadence! Show us what you got. NOW! " < said from behind a smile so shallow a crocodile weeps in envy >

" A MODEL A FORD ANDA TANK FULL GAS AND MOUTH FULL OF ....... AMS'ed you!
You just stay calm, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time...

(bam bam!) < Saucy hip swing with a twist> *

It's fun to sign up with the A-M-S-Club
It's fun to sign up with the A-M-S-Club... " < more dancing really, though it appear to going up pace>

BAMN < menacing re-energize of a pistol>

" RIGHT! JOnes we got a problem. ITS spreading. "

* No. I have no idea what it is with the jello references. I just type this sh stuff.* I'm talking Brock sampson wishes his jaw could go this solid.* there is no asking or telling or asking about telling or telling somebody where or how to ask. frankly I find the whole thing silly.

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Roach u crazy bro.

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I see a video.....

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Roach u crazy bro.
But in a good way. Or at least my favorite way.

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But in a good way. Or at least my favorite way.

i must admit roach has gotten me to laugh out loud more than most folks that post....

other than the pve'rs that wander in from time to time that is.

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Roach u crazy bro.

I'm certain they will say so after my demise, one day. :)

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Roach, you might be Crazy, but your also awesome..

A.. M..S..C...

Doesn't quite have a ring to it..Meh..:p

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" Jones! " < harsh yell with no bite just a tug to attendance of its maker >

"Sirra! Yes Sir!" < fast and effiecent attendance. Butlers in canidate training (old world EU) schools wet themselves in thier sleep over such precision>

" Have the men round up more material to with which block this pestilance from escaping. " < Low grumbly voice like granite moving across concrete* >

"Sir." < Spoken with grave acceptance of it task before it>

" Oh! and Jones...... Tell them to shoot the infected on site! " < Low grumbly voice like granite moving across concrete being driven together even harder by a freakishly strong pigmy with a diamond tips hammer pounding away like a manical 3 year old*>

"SsIr?" < loyal but hesistantly reluctant to believe question.*>

" yes DAMnit Jones. ALL infected Amsc users must be put down on site....You can do it Man. " < Low grumbly voice like granite moving across concrete being driven together even harder by a freakishly strong pigmy with a diamond tips hammer pounding away like a manical 3 year old tyat Mommy has just found bieng nuisance to "little whatever" and needs to be repeatibly heel kicked into the ground because Mommy has Issues with Dadd... nvm* >

"Sir!" < Pure loyalty the likes which even Walmart does not sell>

<somewhere walking too close>" A-M-S-C find out what it mea.."

BAMN <whet squelch> < meancing whine of evil gun >

"All of them Jones, now." < spoken with a wieghty concoius*>

" *** help us all. It'll be brother ganst brother, Fleet aginst Fleet " < ba ba ba baBOM >

* Seriuosly. Silvester Stallone wish he had THIS gravel voice in the last Rambo Movie.
* but a freeakishly strong one. lets not forget that.
* I'm seriuos the guy is like a detachible thinking third arm as loyal as the appendage I use.
* We apoligize for that and have had that particular line man fired and the flambe flogged. the future writer will continue to do the excellent job you are acustomined too.. especially if he didn't work so muc... recieving...what Know I got it handled <sniff> ..
* I'm talking conciuos wieghty like your parent have just walked in on the dead maid in the kitchen moment that you can make it through alibiwise- if you keep a straight face

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Captain Roach! Come, sing the song... You know the words, you know the tune...

Buy the console, convert to the dark side... and be sure to practice your Palpatine cackle.

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*loads up both barrels*

Don't do it Roach.

Don't you dare do it man!*

*as poor M3w and Crimsona can attest I have no fear of unleashing Torp Spreads while scrambled.

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(You all know the song, it's the opvp theme music! 10 AMS consoles say you're going to sing along with the lyrics...)

Captain! There's no need to feel down!
I say, Captain! Just come respawn around!
I said, Captain! Cause you're in a new round!
There's no need to be unhappy!

Captain! There's some things you can do!
When some cruiser captain AMS'ed you!
You just stay calm, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time...

(bam bam!)

It's fun to sign up with the A-M-S-Club
It's fun to sign up with the A-M-S-Club...

They have all the consoles, that you need to enjoy,
You can NOW be, the one that annoys...

it's fun to buy and use the A-M-S-C
It's fun to buy and use the A-M-S-C

You can now feel unclean, cause you're douchey and mean!
You can type whatever you want... (in zone chat...)

Verse 2!
Captain! Are you listening to me?
I say, Captain! What do you want to be!
Just some whiner? Who complains about scrams?
Or the A-M-S using man!

No sir! You don't use it alone!
Just get 4 friends! And then use ventrilo!
And just queue up! With your A-M-S-Cs!
I'm sure people will just love you...

(bam bam!)

it's fun to buy and use the A-M-S-C!
It's fun to buy and use the A-M-S-C!

Comes with everything, that you need to enjoy,
You can NOW be, the one that annoys...

it's fun to buy and use the A-M-S-C!
It's fun to buy and use the A-M-S-C!

You can now feel unclean, cause you're douchey and mean!
You can type whatever you want... (in zone chat...)

Verse 3!
Captain! I was once in your shoes!
I felt angry! Just wanted to sing the blues!
I felt my team, don't care if I stayed alive!
I felt the whole world was so jive...

And then someone! Came and showed me the way!
And said Captain! Use that console all day!
Just go buy it! You know, the A-M-S-C!
And be the captain YOU wanted to be...

(bam bam!)

(you know the rest...)
http://cakuzma.netne.net/bam_bam.html

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hey give up us pvp players arent supposed to have humor at all !

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Captain Roach! Come, sing the song... You know the words, you know the tune...

Buy the console, convert to the dark side... and be sure to practice your Palpatine cackle.

*loads up both barrels*

Don't do it Roach.

Don't you dare do it man!*

*as poor M3w and Crimsona can attest I have no fear of unleashing Torp Spreads while scrambled.

"OH MY KJAHLESS!!" *

"ITS FULL BLOWN PANDEMIC!!!!"

"JONES!!!! PREPARE THE MASS DRIVERS!"

"Outside of a Developers fix or workjing* counters finally coming, we may have to purge it from orbit!"

" Its the only way to be sure." I thought everyone new that

" Hegh! 2 to beam up"

<ground crews start shooting indiscrimately> < campy cutesy songs are cut-short mid chorus > < a general state of panic sets in>

* This appearing Norge "j" is really starting to upset me. I got nothing against teh Norwegians personally, real nice people, lovely blonde hair, good bone structure, though I do fear getting moose bitten when I travel there.

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*fires quantum spreads upon the planet*

Tis a sad day that I killed the entire class at starfleet academy... but the pandemic is over.

"Sir we are getting a hail"

Oh god.... it can't be.

"It's fun to buy and use the A-M-S-C"

It's coming from Earth Space Dock!... Fire spread volleys NOW!

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You can't win!

If you strike us down, we shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!

Time to invade the swtor forums!

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*fires quantum spreads upon the planet*

Tis a sad day that I killed the entire class at starfleet academy... but the pandemic is over.



I'm not so sad, really. :D

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I'm not so sad, really. :D

I'm sad though. :( I had to use Torp Spread to do it.

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I'm sad though. :( I had to use Torp Spread to do it.

because HY should be better for bombarding planets or becuase the planet wasn't SS/AMSed before the shot was fired at it?

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That we didn't discharge warp plasma into the lower atmosphere first, then firing the torp spreads off to ignite it....

Exterminatus..

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That we didn't discharge warp plasma into the lower atmosphere first, then firing the torp spreads off to ignite it....

Exterminatus..

Empire-Assigned Ketogenic Killzone to the second level