Gates Of StoVoKor new episode

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Come join the Warriors of StovoKor as they check out the new vessels of the line added to the Klingon Defense Force and comment on thier strengths and weaknesses in a rare trip away from the Gates of Stovokor bar...

Learn why Gorns hate descalers.......

Learn what a tlhIch is .......

Learn where those funny smudges come from on the shipyards viewports......

Learn why its now mandatory to leave all tricorders and video processors at the door for every future KDF holiday party.......

Enjoy another episode of the Ridged side of STO..


http://www.gatesofstovokor.com/


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Next time you enjoy a fed kill, have a Stovodor - Its the next best thing to Heaven..

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Ah, yes .... the many new and glorious ships of the Empire! ... Qapla'!

I still cannot vanquish the images put into my mind by the descaler and the Gorn ambassador.

We shall not talk about what was seen at the viewport. ;)

Qapla'!

-- Hauk

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We shall not talk about what was seen at the viewport. ;)



Plexidex cleaned it right off, without even streaking I might add.
Its what I did to the drapes I am realy embarrassed about.
I'm a passionette and easily excited fellow, what can I say?

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Cool website, I had not seen that one before, thanks.
Added to favs. :D

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Plexidex cleaned it right off, without even streaking I might add.
Its what I did to the drapes I am realy embarrassed about.
I'm a passionette and easily excited fellow, what can I say?

Do not feel bad, my brother, as I may well have a similar response at the ceremony unveiling our new bortaS class Thursday.

We are definitely a .... passionate ... race.

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Do not feel bad, my brother, as I may well have a similar response at the ceremony unveiling our new bortaS class Thursday.

We are definitely a .... passionate ... race.

After the most recent last minute changes, Don't worry about it. Not even medical science can stimulate a response now over the BortaS less than fun stats.
What was fine before and fun to boot is now just a Negh'var clone with no turnrate and a crappy cloak.

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After the most recent last minute changes, Don't worry about it. Not even medical science can stimulate a response now over the BortaS.

Yes ... The excitement has dissipated.

The new stats turned her from Orion slave girl performing to a seductive dance to instead watching a Gorn try to perform that same dance.

Just is not the same.

My warrior blood boils with ... these changes.

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Whats with the captial S in BortaS, is a BS reference? :D

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Whats with the captial S in BortaS, is a BS reference? :D

The correct Klingon spelling of it is ... "bortaS".

It has to do with the correct sounds of the Klingon alphabet which is ... ( from http://mughom.wizage.net/ )


1.0.0: The Sounds of Klingon

The Klingon alphabetical order is as follows:


a, b, ch, D, e, gh, H, I, j, l, m, n, ng, o, p, q, Q, r, S, t, tlh, u, v, w, y, '

Note that ch, gh, ng, tlh and ' are considered letters in their own right, and that, as a result of this, the word nob would come before ngab in a Klingon alphabetic listing. q and Q represent two different sounds, and are thus sorted as two different letters.
a As in psalm or pa, never as in crabapple.
b As in bronchitis, gazebo or bribe.
ch As in chew or artichoke.
D As in Swedish v?>rd (host), further back than English d as in dream or android. Let the tongue touch halfway between the teeth and the soft palate.
e As in sensor or pet.
gh Put tongue as if to say gobble, but relax and hum. Almost the same as H but voiced.
H As in the name of the german composer Bach. Very strong and coarse. Similar to gh but without humming.
I As in misfit or pit.
j As in junk (with an initial d-sound), never as in French jour.
l As in lunge or alchemy.
m As in mud or pneumatic.
n As in nectarine or sunspot.
ng As in furlong or thing, never as in engulf. Also occurs at the beginning of syllables.
o As in go or mosaic.
p As in parallax or oppobrium, always with a strong puff or pop, never laxly.
q Similar to k in kumquat, but further back. The tongue should touch the uvula while saying this. A puff of air should accompany the sound.
Q A harder variant of q, very strong and raspy.
r A trilled r using the tip of the tongue, as in Swedish r??r (pipe, tube) if properly articulated.
S As in Swedish moth?>rs (against the predominant direction of hair growth e.g. on a pet) or as an English s articulated with the tongue in the Klingon D position.
t As in tarpaulin or critique. It is accompanied by a puff of air.
tlh To learn how to say this Klingon sound, first say l, then keep your tongue in the same position and exhale. Now repeat this, but let the air build up pressure behind your tongue before releasing it. The resulting sound should be voiceless, and you should be able to feel the air escape quite forcefully on both sides of your tongue.
u As in gnu, prune or soon, never as in but or cute.
v As in vulgar or demonstrative.
w As in worrywart or cow.
y As in yodel or joy.
' As in the abrupt cut-off of sound in uh-oh or unh-unh meaning "no". At the end of a word this sound is usually followed by a soft echo of the preceding sound.

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[QUOTE=P-A-T-H-F-I-N-D-E-R]Yes ... The excitement has dissipated. More like drug out back and shot

The new stats turned her from Orion slave girl performing to a seductive dance to instead watching a Gorn try to perform that same dance.

Just is not the same.

My warrior blood boils with ... these changes. Hopefully the +1 variant will not be nuetered.

Whats with the captial S in BortaS, is a BS reference? :D

tlhIngan Hol Type English
bortaS (noun) revenge

Have I been misspelling it again?