Put more hamsters in the wheel !

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Ok Cryptic, you knew this was going to be a mad rush to login and create a character, now why didnt you pre-order some extra hamsters to stick in the wheel? Maybe a gerbil or two??
Dont drop the ball on launch...

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Tribbles will work :)

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No they won't. They don't even have legs. How are they going to run on the wheel to generate power? Hmmm? Answer me that? Even further, how do those darn fuzzballs get around in the first place? To they scoot around like a snail or worm or what?

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the beta tribbles ran the server better :(

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No they won't. They don't even have legs. How are they going to run on the wheel to generate power? Hmmm? Answer me that? Even further, how do those darn fuzzballs get around in the first place? To they scoot around like a snail or worm or what?


I'm guessing it's some kind of ectoplasm...ala Ghostbusters... :)

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You use tribbles like in the boost commercial. Rub two tribbles together, then use the static charge to 'motivate' the hamsters to run faster.

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Todays necropost is brought to by me...yet again. What can I say, I'm hoping to bring my original post to the bottom of the pile someday.

Yes..its a dream...perchance an impossible dream but I alway try to remember to... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1GQpoRhmno)

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Todays necropost is brought to by me...yet again. What can I say, I'm hoping to bring my original post to the bottom of the pile someday.

Yes..its a dream...perchance an impossible dream but I alway try to remember to... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1GQpoRhmno)

That's it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpmgnvIhSF0) Welcome back wolfie :p

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I don't have a problem with Cryptic per se

Just the whingers on the forums and the occasional over-reacting Dev.

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OK who dug this up? (never let corban's posts get to the bottom of the page)

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OK who dug this up? (never let corban's posts get to the bottom of the page)

I dug it up, and I'll never apologise for it. Bwhahahahahahahahaha!

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I dug it up, and I'll never apologise for it. Bwhahahahahahahahaha!

What have you done? The devs demand sacrifice for you to resurrect dead threads and now Hazard is gone. Who else must pay the price for you entertainment?

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NOOOOOOOOOOO! The laws of equal exchange! We need a philosophers stone, and someone crazy enough to reverse the effect!

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I'm only gonna explain this once. Tribbles locomote via a natural form of teleportation. In what most researchers from the vulcan science institute agree, is a miracle! (or possibly magic)

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Yes...YEEES! DON'T Look at the DATE little doggies! Respond as if its newly posted! Bwhahahahaahahah!

*Lightning strikes in the background and a crash of thunder follows shortly. Cue spooky music.*

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Look over there, it's an old thread that no one's posted in for at least three months!

*Quickly sets up a projector displaying an exceedingly dull documentary about discovering the age of a tree by counting its rings so that people will be too bored by it to post, thus averting the potential wrath of the mods.*

My work here is done.

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VagrantWolf meet Corban bunny. sometimes we turn him in to a wolf but when he's a bunny he is much more destructive.

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VagrantWolf meet Corban bunny. sometimes we turn him in to a wolf but when he's a bunny he is much more destructive.

True. I'm kinda a bit like this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg), only if you toss a holy hand grenade at me, I'll stuff it up your BANNED and you'll be walking funny for a week. Then you'll explode.

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Banned fest! They new celebration of cryptic.

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time for my daily exercise - climbs in wheel and starts running for an hour or 2 -

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Banned fest! They new celebration of cryptic.
Who did we lose in last nights attacks? We lose anyone?