View Full Version : Map is not accepting log ins?
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01-29-2010, 11:48 AM
Map is not accepting logins because it is locked?? Are you kidding me, failed launch, server downtime, now after playing " hit the button and please let me log in " I go on a mission and Im stuck in it because you locked it out?
I think its time you people over at Cryptic start firing people ...
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01-29-2010, 12:09 PM
:( I couldn't get in either.
Graphical error >.< again. It hadn't done that for the last four days of the open beta, so I thought my computer was over it. I guess not.
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01-29-2010, 12:28 PM
:( I couldn't get in either.
Graphical error >.< again. It hadn't done that for the last four days of the open beta, so I thought my computer was over it. I guess not.
not yur puter servers are going down every few mins
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01-29-2010, 02:18 PM
not yur puter servers are going down every few mins
Oh. Well I guess that's good... in a weird roundabout sort of way...
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04-29-2010, 05:46 AM
*From the darkest recesses of Hell, the formerly forgotten thread lurches back to life. Its rotting limbs stretch out towards one lone man. A blue toothbrush is clenched in his left hand- a symbol of happier times now long gone. In his right, he holds a battered .357 magnum As the reanimated thread emits a demonic growl for brains, the lone defender of Ten-Forward unleashes a veritable hellstorm of bullets... But the thread keeps coming.*
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04-29-2010, 06:00 AM
...no... NO!!!
It's begun!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo)
*retrieves his flamethrower, torches several undead*
The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want!
*torches several more*
My cup runneth over with the blood of mine enemies! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priest_(manhwa))
*spouts a nonstop stream of napalm at the Mouth of Hell*
BE SAVED, FILTHY AS THOU ART!
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04-29-2010, 06:03 AM
It pays to keep an eye on the news threads (http://forums.startrekonline.com/showthread.php?t=153942)
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04-29-2010, 06:04 AM
Hazard, my brother! There are too many of them!
*Unleashes a spray of bullet fire and dodges a zombie claw.*
Save yourself! Save yourself and run!
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04-29-2010, 06:08 AM
Hazard, my brother! There are too many of them!
*Unleashes a spray of bullet fire and dodges a zombie claw.*
Save yourself! Save yourself and run!
The mouth of hell has been opened, Brother Daevan. I will not run while the terrors of Hell pour from it. My life for my people! My congregation needs me!
*continues spraying napalm*
To victory, Brother!
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04-29-2010, 06:10 AM
The mouth of hell has been opened, Brother Daevan. I will not run while the terrors of Hell pour from it. My life for my people! My congregation needs me!
*continues spraying napalm*
To victory, Brother!
*Daevan straightens, his morale clearly boosted by Hazard's words. He turns and unloads yet another clip into the waiting maw of a zombie.*
For the Imperium! For the Emperor! Even if I should fall, the Imperium marches on!
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04-29-2010, 06:18 AM
*Daevan straightens, his morale clearly boosted by Hazard's words. He turns and unloads yet another clip into the waiting maw of a zombie.*
For the Imperium! For the Emperor! Even if I should fall, the Imperium marches on!
Come, my children! Come, and be saved! I feel your suffering! I feel your pain! Your minds are not your own!
Come and be cleansed by holy fire!
*sprays another group of zombies with napalm*
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04-29-2010, 08:45 AM
/facepalm
:rolleyes: You guys are nuts you know that right?
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04-29-2010, 08:46 AM
/facepalm
:rolleyes: You guys are nuts you know that right?
GTFO NEWBIE. :rolleyes:
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04-29-2010, 08:48 AM
ummm, also, you do know that the undead don't bleed? so that whole thing about the flow of undead blodd is mute, RIght?
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04-29-2010, 09:02 AM
ummm, also, you do know that the undead don't bleed? so that whole thing about the flow of undead blodd is mute, RIght?
Depends on what kind of undead you're talking about.
These ones bleed.
Obviously.
*points at a bleeding zombie*
So gtfo, newbie. :rolleyes:
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04-29-2010, 09:03 AM
Depends on what kind of undead you're talking about.
These ones bleed.
Obviously.
*points at a bleeding zombie*
So gtfo, newbie. :rolleyes:
Well, ok then, that's different.
/bows to all knowing Hazard
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04-29-2010, 09:05 AM
Well, ok then, that's different.
/bows to all knowing Hazard
Yeees, YEEEES.
Actually, you can stay.
Here have a shotgun.
*hands Herr Winters a shotgun and goes back to killing zombies*
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04-29-2010, 09:37 AM
Fools! Do you not know of which thou has released?
All it takes is just one bite.....
*activates personal forcefield and starts firing his hand cannon*
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04-29-2010, 09:45 AM
*takes off and nukes it from orbit. it's the only way to be sure*
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04-29-2010, 09:48 AM
*kicks a male looking zombie in the crotch, it crumples over*
Hmmm, always wondered if that would work.
*Whips out a shotgun and splats the zombies head with a blast*
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04-29-2010, 09:49 AM
*takes off and nukes it from orbit. it's the only way to be sure*
Dang it now I'm glowing. . .
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04-29-2010, 10:01 AM
Fire in the hole!
*tosses a grenade into the horde*
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04-29-2010, 10:04 AM
Our army of the Light is growing, Brother Daevan! We may prevail yet!
Come, ye downtrodden souls, bring me your sick and your weary, bring me your diseased and your possessed, bring me your sinners, and I shall send them all to their gods!
Come, my congregation! Relish in the holy purification of sacred fire!
*squirts another round of napalm on the horde*
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04-29-2010, 10:14 AM
*runs up next to hazard and points the shotgun behind him while pumping out a few shots*
That's two more better watch your back Hazard.
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04-29-2010, 10:18 AM
Our army of the Light is growing, Brother Daevan! We may prevail yet!
Come, ye downtrodden souls, bring me your sick and your weary, bring me your diseased and your possessed, bring me your sinners, and I shall send them all to their gods!
Come, my congregation! Relish in the holy purification of sacred fire!
*squirts another round of napalm on the horde*
I got a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Will that help?
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04-29-2010, 10:21 AM
I got a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Will that help?
Brother Winters, hurl said hand grenade into our congregation, and give them the peace they deserve!
Quickly now, the horde grows! Ha-ha! So many flock to our ministrations!
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04-29-2010, 10:27 AM
Brother Winters, hurl said hand grenade into our congregation, and give them the peace they deserve!
Quickly now, the horde grows! Ha-ha! So many flock to our ministrations!
Very well my brother, I shall do as you command... As soon as I read the instruction manual.... Hmmm I think i'll skip over this begatting part,
Let's see it's says I should count to three.. Ok let's give this a go
1..
2...
5....
/poof
"oops"