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my name is Kibbles i am new officer of the galactic federation trying to hunt klingons and turians and jedis

my first day at the space flying school i met beautiful girl named Tim

"wat is ur name" she asked me

"my name is Kibbles" i said with a hot stare as cold as winters bite

"this is my second year at the starship operating facility where i am getting my degree for flying spaceship through the stars" she says

i told her "yeah i come to this school though i could get my degree online cuz thats how i do things"

"lol" she says

"you want to go get some space coffee" she asks me

when all of a sudden the death star comes out of nowhere and picard and obi wan come into the classroom

"saddle up hombres we need you to fight the red menace" says obi wan

"looks like things just got real" Tim says

"good thing i brought this burrito" i replied with a smirk as cold as the summer sun

to be continuesd.... ..

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This (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/funny) might help

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This (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/funny) might help

whatever dude get out of here

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*Applauds* Great family guy parody of Star Trek.
As a Trekkie i will not take offense to this. For a story to be this bad, it must have been done in humor.
It is the only logical option.

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This (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/funny) might help

LMAO!!! Nice reply!

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*Applauds* Great family guy parody of Star Trek.
As a Trekkie i will not take offense to this. For a story to be this bad it must have been done in humor.
It is the only logical option.

yeah thanks i guess its funny i guess but its also serious if u look for hte undertonse

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You need more detail. Where are you? What brought you to this point in your story?

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Example:

"Star Trek: Corps of Engineers"
"Sunrise"

Stardate: Supplemental.
Location: Utopia Planetia, Mars.
Calendar Date: 12 July 2410 (1700 Hours)

My friends refer to me as 'Kibbles', an in-joke as old as The Federation itself. Gym teachers in high school would refer to me as 'Stal', (short for 'Stallion') if they were impressed. "Kibbles" as in 'puppy chow', as their own derogatory means of motivating me from frequent underachieving. I accomplished a commission in Starfleet, so I guess the joke's on them.

I earned a berth on a newly minted Constellation-Class (heavily upgraded) frigate as a pilot. The U.S.S. Sarajevo. She wasn't pretty but she was a lot sleeker than her boxy predecessor. Within the first few hours of my arrival to report-in for duty, Tim, a beautiful Bajoran on her second year of her assignment, recruited me as her sidekick.

The U.S.S. Sarajevo (Constellation-Class STO Refit)

http://sto.buffed.de/assets/galleries/565/sto_screen_102309_12.jpg

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Her name is Tim. Space coffee. "lol" she says.

Epic. More, pls

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This (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/funny) might help

lol, that sums it up nicely, im sorry op but it was rather lame

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i lol'd

"Space coffee"