You know you've been playing too much STO when....

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1. You refer to your personal vehicle as your "Runabout"
2. You spend more than 30 minutes a day in the Ten Forward forum.
3. You have a pet named "tribble"
4. You understand more than five words in Klingon (or Klingonese)
5. Whenever you loose your keys, cell phone, or other important personal item, you refer to the items as having "Gone Sulu".

post more, or let the thread die. The choice is yours.

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6. When you're given a task at work but turn it back declaring your skillset isn't high enough.

7. When having your order for lunch confirmed, you approve with "Make it so".

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5. Whenever you loose your keys, cell phone, or other important personal item, you refer to the items as having "Gone Sulu".

Usually when those thing have gone Sulu, they are right behind you.

8: You try to order a Raktajino from Starbucks, but settle for "Tea, Earl Grey, hot" when you get confused looks from the server.

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9. When you walk out of your house onto your front lawn wearing the preordered collectors edition trek badge and you tap on it asking to be beamed up.

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10. Your life begins to have the musical score in your head, making everyone wonder why making a peanut butter sandwich is an adventurous mission that needs to be narrated by a Captain's Log

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11. when you start having vivid dreams about being actually in the world of STO.

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1) When everything you look at still looks like its moving past you.
2) When your eyes are bloodshot from screen strain.
3)When your coworkers ask you if you are high because you look dizzy and your eyes are bloodshot
4) When you smile at the observation that you could put both phasers on your coworker that accused you of being high, based on where they are standing diagonally from you.....

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12. When you get the music from STO stuck in your head for houres at a time.
13. When you get excided that you finaly found a tribble and intentionaly give it lots of food.
14. When your mom tells you to get off STO and says that she is "sick of your obsession with ST"
15. When you have to remeber not to refer to Star Trek as ST or Deep Space Nine as DS9 when talking to non treckies.

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11. when you start having vivid dreams about being actually in the world of STO.

This happened to me last night... scary stuff :P

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16) when you start thinking the Klingon (etc) are behind everything that goes wrong.
17) You insist on being referred to as captain.
18) You talk to the microwave/oven asking it for a meal/drink and then complain that it's broken when it fails to produce it.

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19. When you start refering to your cat as "Number One" because Cryptic dosn't let you pick a first officer.
20. When you refer to your biology homework as "preparation for the Accdamy."
21. When you start trying to use telekenetic powers on random people around you.

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22. When your car fails to start and you submit a bug report.

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23. When you draw your own blueprints for the ships you want implemented into the game.

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24. You name your STO Captain's tribble. (Mine is Alfred.)

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1. You refer to your personal vehicle as your "Runabout"

Actually, I named my ship after my car.

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When you manage to log on and think WOW the servers are up?

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26. You come here when you're stuck at "retrieving list of characters"
27. When your first words each morning are "retrieving list of characters"
28. When you start your computer by pressing imaginary buttons in the air around it
29. When you curse your computer as being primitive when 28. does not work
30. When you come up with more than three of these things

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31. You walk up to a door, and it seems for a moment as though it flashes blue in your mind....

32. As you approach a highway exit on the road you miss it because you were waiting for a little box to say 'Enter Orbit?'

33. You cuss at people.... in Klingon.

34. You actually intend to save up enough EC to buy a runabout

35. You Take coffee and add 14 shots of espresso to get a feel for what Raktajino is like

36. Your play breaks from Mass Effect 2 consist of 2 and a half hour sessions of STO.

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37 When you start to think the Orion chick npcs are hot.... damn need to take a break

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38. ...You stop noticing all the server disconnects and downtimes, and regard them as another instance.

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11. when you start having vivid dreams about being actually in the world of STO.

yea that has been happening to me a lot lately! The other night i was on an away mission with Kirk!!

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39. when you start having vivid dreams that you are playing STO.

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40: When you starting have vivid dreams, while you are still awake, of playing STO.
41: You play STO while wearing a Red Shirt.

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42. When your dreams involve Tom Paris instead of your boyfriend...

(^^ True story sadly)

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1. You refer to your personal vehicle as your "Runabout"
2. You spend more than 30 minutes a day in the Ten Forward forum.
3. You have a pet named "tribble"
4. You understand more than five words in Klingon (or Klingonese)
5. Whenever you loose your keys, cell phone, or other important personal item, you refer to the items as having "Gone Sulu".

post more, or let the thread die. The choice is yours.

ha ha funny.

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yea that has been happening to me a lot lately! The other night i was on an away mission with Kirk!!

So you had a dream about Kirk ewww, glad you did not elaborate on that

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When you tap your chest when your mobile rings.
When you spend 5 minutes trying to work out why the microwave won't replicate something on voice command.

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17) You insist on being referred to as captain.

:eek: I do that all the time! my friends think i'm crazy. xD


45. When you refer to your sister/family/friends as "Ensign." And tell them there 'Promoted' when they do something well.
46. You start saying "Captains log: Stardate unknown Today we.." after something exciting happened, or when you have to run an errand.

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When the sleep away mission hangs at the load screen

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When you go to the shooting range and you declare that these 20 century guns are antics and refuse to shoot until you get you phaser back

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When you go to change your clothes and wonder why they don't instantly appear on you.

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* You stub your toe and yell:

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!

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When you start losing weight from playing because you keep forgetting to eat.

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1) When everything you look at still looks like its moving past you.
2) When your eyes are bloodshot from screen strain.
3)When your coworkers ask you if you are high because you look dizzy and your eyes are bloodshot
4) When you smile at the observation that you could put both phasers on your coworker that accused you of being high, based on where they are standing diagonally from you.....

You had to spoil it eh, did you even read the above and notice it was all numbered in ordeR? lol

Well I dont know what your all on about either so I'm not in your GANG!! POSSE!!! CREW!!!

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You blow a $50 iTunes card buying music from the TV series and films just to have a familiar soundtrack playing while you're in game.

<.<
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:D

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When you start telling your family members they must wear starfleet uniforms and establish that they are your bridge crew.

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...when you start calling your significant other "Number One."

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When you're afraid of walking into the next room from fear of being stuck at a loading screen.
When you stand side on to someone because you know that you'll get the most amount of phaser arc on them.

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When you get stuck in a queue, you look around to find out what number in the queue you are.

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When you go to get into your car and can't believe that you don't have to wait to hours just to open the door

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when your driving your car in rush hour and your making laser sounds and imagining your battling all the cars on the highway.

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44a: You try to lock photon torpedoes on the monster BMW SUV that just cut you off....
44b: ...and because they're NPCs, you're convinced your Micra can take them easily.

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When the server has not kicked ya in ten minutes. ;)

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*lost count*: When you think "¿The what?" at every new thread made in Star Trek Online Discussion.

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When you say "engage" before you pull out of the driveway and you refer to your speed as a "warp factor"

When you refer to your login password as a "security command code"

When you randomly ask someone where Sulu is

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When you ... keep forgetting to eat.

Hahaha! That happened to me, today, too! :p

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When you think you can slam the alarm in the morning one more time, because "oh, it says I'm only 07 of 30".

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When you name your car "Enterprise."
When you say, "The Enterprise needs new dilithium crystals," when you discover that your car's battery is dead.
When your response to "The brownies won't come out of the pan," is "Did you release the docking clamps?"
(all three of these have happened to me within the last hour. I think I need to take a break from STO, but that's probably a bad idea:D)

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When your at a loading screen and you hold the mouse to your mouth and say *hello computer, respond. Hello?*

A cop pulls you over for a ticket and you swear in Klingon. When he asks what you reply Sorry sir I really should beam back to my ship.

When your talking to your friend and you use words like No Ensign or Make it so.

When you get a call from the market tele and you swear in Klingon and say Fire EVERTHING

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11. when you start having vivid dreams about being actually in the world of STO.

:rolleyes: Lol this happened to me last night...all I remember is that Klingons were attacking my ship and it [my ship] was begining to blow and right at that point I woke up screaming :eek:

LOL......:D

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When your playing online and you grunt and shake to every hit your ship(s) takes.

When you are cordinating a battle with your family/friend(s) and you say things like "main power's offline, i've/we've lost shields, and our/my weapons are gone."

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You had to spoil it eh, did you even read the above and notice it was all numbered in ordeR? lol

Well I dont know what your all on about either so I'm not in your GANG!! POSSE!!! CREW!!!

<facepalm> My bad guys.....wow.

Anyway, you know youve been playing too much STO when your computers performance slows due to massive amounts of screenshots.

You know youve been playing too much STO when you continuously refer back to this thread to check the symptoms.....to determine if YOU have indeed been.......playing too much STO.

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When you praise your friends and family by saying "Congratulation's, Lieutenant!"

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When your answer to every situation is "Target their bridge, full disruptors!"

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You go back many pages in the Ten Forward Forum to dig up old threads like this one.

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you try to order Klingon Gagh from your local Indian takeaway :D

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- You refer to your boss as "Admiral Quinn" and Corporate Headquarters as "Earth Space Dock"

- When getting lost while driving, you whip out your GPS and watch for a blue beam to point the right way.

- When shopping for a new car, you ask the auto dealer if they accept "Promotion Plaques"

- You grow a goatee and start referring to yourself as "Mirror (INSERT NAME HERE)"

- You try to convince your stock broker that investing in "Energy Credits" is the way to go

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... While watching youtube you try to rotate the camera around the subject.

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When it's 5am and you can't sleep because once more, you tried 'Infected', but had to quit in the last room, and now you're posting on the forum from your Nintendo DSi XL :o

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When you are on E-bay looking for the tab that seperates commons, uncommons, rare and very rare...

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you try to find the warp drive button on your car