Favorite Trek Quotes

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Simple enough. Just reply with your favorite trek quote, one per post please!

They can be funny, inspirational, sad, whatever. Just include the speaker, the quote,
and any relevant context for those of us who can't remember.

Quote from anything Trek, epidodes, movies, books, comics, whatever - just tell us
where its from!

To start us off.

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From Star Trek: Generations, the movie

The engineering section of the Enterprise-D was just destroyed by a warp core
breach and the resultant shockwave disabled the fleeing saucer section's engines
before it could clear the nearby planet's gravitational field.

Data, with his new emotion chip running, sees the viewscreen angle ominously toward the surface
of Viridian II and declares...

"Oh ****."

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Simple enough. Just reply with your favorite trek quote, one per post please!

They can be funny, inspirational, sad, whatever. Just include the speaker, the quote,
and any relevant context for those of us who can't remember.

Quote from anything Trek, epidodes, movies, books, comics, whatever - just tell us
where its from!

To start us off.

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From Star Trek: Generations, the movie

The engineering section of the Enterprise-D was just destroyed by a warp core
breach and the resultant shockwave disabled the fleeing saucer section's engines
before it could clear the nearby planet's gravitational field.

Data, with his new emotion chip running, sees the viewscreen angle ominously toward the surface
of Viridian II and declares...

"Oh ****."

check my Sig :D

PS:- its from Star Trek 3 ^^

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Most of Garak and Quarks are my favorite and I'd imagine they will be posted here....


So a bashir quote to start off: best Trek satire one too

"All right. Fine. But I can't wait to get back to Deep Space Nine and see your face when you find out that I never existed!"

-Bashir, trials and tribblations


"truth is an excuse for the lack of imagination" ---Garak

"Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." -- Kirk (Elaan of Troyius)

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Damnit Jim , Im a doctor not a bricklayer

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"It's a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

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star trek 6 - sulu - "target that explosion and fire"

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"It's a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

I don't recognize that one. Speaker? Context?




While I'm at it, let me add another quote, also from Star Trek: Generations.

After beholding the thoroughly displeased Klingon that was now thrashing
about in the freezing, salty ocean water. Captain Picard commented dryly...

"Number one, that's reatract the plank, not remove the plank."

"Of course, sir."

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I don't recognize that one. Speaker? Context?

Romulan from DS9 "In the Pale Moonlight". Best Trek episode ever and the most Anti-Roddenberry Trek!

Watch it on Youtube, hilarious scene when you factor in the acting.

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I don't recognize that one. Speaker? Context?

Allow me!

From 0:32 onward. The uploader did a bit of editing lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHgbbM9pu4

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Also this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwbPRCRkMy0&feature=related

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"...don't tell me, Tuesday?"
-kirk ST:generations

kinda find it ironic with STO launching on Tuesday.

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I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic circuit using stone knives and bearskins.

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"Mr. Crusher, set course for Betazed... warp 9!"

from picard at TNG - Ménage Ã* Troi :rolleyes:

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"Time is the fire in which we burn." - Dr. Tolian Soran

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Fascinating..

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Also this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwbPRCRkMy0&feature=related

Now THAT was funny.

About the original quote, I didn't watch DS9 much, so why is that quote particularly memorable? I
think I have an idea, but would enjoy reading an explanation.

"Time is the fire in which we burn." - Dr. Tolian Soran

Nice quote. We're dominating with ST: Generation quotes.

More from Soran: "I found a new truth... the predator has no teeth."

Fascinating..

Now that doesn't need any context. Bravo.

Spock, I assume? It could also be Data.

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Now THAT as funny.

About the original quote, I didn't watch DS9 much, so why is that quote particularly memorable? I
think I have an idea, but would enjoy reading an explanation.



Nice quote. We're dominating with ST: Generation quotes.

More from Soran: "I found a new truth... the predator has no teeth."



Now that doesn't need any context. Bravo.
If I remember correctly, they tried to create a fake holo recording of a discussion in the dominion hq about attacking the romulans.

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Malcolm McDowell's character of Dr. Soran is easily one of my favorite Star Trek villains. Nevermind the fact that Mr. McDowell is a fantastic actor who really manages to pull off the sympthetic-yet-sinister villainous Doctor extremely well, his dialogue is severely underrated, imo.

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If I remember correctly, they tried to create a fake holo recording of a discussion in the dominion hq about attacking the romulans.

The Romulans were the only major power who stayed neutral in the Dominion War and signed a nonAggression pact with the Dominion. The fake Holo was to prove Dominion duplicity.

This happened after Betazed fell to the Dominion and Vulcan was next.

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I know, I'll get everyone's interest with a sex- related quote.


Once to Yar, and once to the borg queen! Data got more action
than Riker.

Data: "I am fully functional, programed in multiple techniques."

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"Darmok, and Jalad... on the ocean."
"Darmok and Jalad... they left together."

"Darmok, and Jalad... at Tanagra!"

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Now THAT was funny.

About the original quote, I didn't watch DS9 much, so why is that quote particularly memorable? I
think I have an idea, but would enjoy reading an explanation.



Nice quote. We're dominating with ST: Generation quotes.

a.



Data: "OH SHHHHHHHIT!"
-Generations

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My two favorite quotes come from the same episode of TNG: Parallels.

"Captain, we're receiving 285,000 hails." -Wesley (counterpart)

"At this rate, the sector will be completely filled with Enterprises within three days." -Data (counterpart)

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"You became sexually aroused in my body!" - Seven of Nine, "Body and Soul"

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Star trek VI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2arELA8e2c @1:35 time marker
The ship is rattling and shaking as Sulu is pushs the Excelsior warp 6 engines to rescue the Enterprise.

Captain Hikaru Sulu: In range?
Helmsman Lojur: Not yet sir.
Captain Hikaru Sulu: Come on, come on.
Helmsman Lojur: She'll fly apart!
Captain Hikaru Sulu: *Fly her apart then!*

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Fly her apart then...

Best
Quote
ever.

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The one from my sigg - "There's an old saying: Fortune favors the bold. Well, I guess we're about to find out." (Cpt. Sisko - DS9)

Garak's quotes:

''I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences.''

''There comes a time when the odds are against you, and the only reasonable course of action is to quit!''

''The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.''

''I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst.''

Picard's quotes:

''Duty. A starship captain's life is filled with solemn duty. I have commanded men in battle. I have negotiated peace treaties between implacable enemies. I have represented the Federation in first contact with twenty-seven alien species. But none of this compares with my solemn duty today... as best man. Now, I know, on an occasion such as this, it is expected that I be gracious and fulsome in my praise on the wonders of this blessed union, but have the two of you considered what you were doing to me? Of course you're happy, but what about *my* needs? This is all a damned inconvenience. While you're happily settling in on the Titan, I will be training my new first officer. You all know him. He's a tyrannical martinet who will never, *ever*, allow me to go on away missions.''

''So, five card stud, nothing wild. And the sky's the limit.''

''I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.''

''There... are... *four*... lights!''

''Mister Worf, dispatch a subspace message to Admiral Hansen - We have engaged the Borg.''

''I am Locutus - of Borg. Resistance - is futile. Your life, as it has been - is over. From this time forward, you will service - us.''

Damar's quotes:

''And so two years ago, our government signed a treaty with the Dominion. In it the Dominion promised to extend Cardassia's influence throughout the Alpha Quadrant. In exchange, we pledged ourselves to join the war against the Federation and its allies. Cardassians have never been afraid of war, a fact we've proven time and again over these past two years. Seven million of our brave soldiers have given their lives to fulfill our part of the agreement, and what has the Dominion done in return? Nothing. We've gained no new territories. In fact, our influence throughout the quadrant has diminished. And to make matters worse, we are no longer masters in our own home. Travel anywhere in Cardassia and what do you find? Jem'Hadar, Vorta, and now Breen. Instead of the invaders, we have become the invaded. Our allies have conquered us without firing a single shot. Well, no longer. This morning, detachments of the Cardassian First, Third and Ninth Orders attacked the Dominion outpost on Rondac III. This assault marks the first step toward the liberation of our homeland, from the true oppressors of the Alpha Quadrant. I call upon Cardassians everywhere. Resist. Resist today. Resist tomorrow. Resist till the last Dominion soldier has been driven from our soil!''

''I'd like to toss that smug little Vorta out the nearest airlock. And his Founder with him.''

''I wouldn't trust a Cardassian that didn't enjoy a glass of kanar every once in a while.''

And many more... :D

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There was a scene in the ortiginal star treks where there is a first contact situation and while the away team in riding from the bridge to the transporter room; Scotty says something; I dont remember the quote exactly; the dialogue is that they are talking about first encounter meetings and laughing about them; then Scotty says; "aye, but there was the <dont remember the race>; and you remember what happened there"

kirk looks pained; McCoy grimaces; Spock raises an eyebrow and Chekov shudders and grimaces and they all nod; then the laughing totally is stopped and they ride on in silence trapped in the memory of it; Star Trek never mentions it in any other episode; been driving me crazy for decades; was hoping Enterprize would do a show on it; but they went the way of the lame ducks and the stupid time sequence avenue of poorly writtne shows.

That quote was totally memorable; I so wanted them to do an episode of it; Anyone remember the details more clearly or the episode?

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Ohh man. Definately this one from City on the Edge of Forever.

Kirk: "My friend is obviously Chinese. I see you've noticed the ears. They're actually easy to explain."
Spock: "Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child."
Kirk: "The unfortunate accident he had as a child. He caught his head in a mechanical... rice picker. But fortunately, there was an American missionary living close by who was actually a, uh... skilled plastic surgeon in civilian life."

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"Shut up Wesley"

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forgive my paraphrase... from STIV:TVH

McCoy: "You see, Spock, he trusts your guesses more than other people's facts..."

I thought it was one of those rare touching moments between the two... :)

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Fly her apart then...

Best
Quote
ever.

I can't argue there.

"Shut up Wesley"

Nice.

"Darmok, and Jalad... on the ocean."
"Darmok and Jalad... they left together."

"Darmok, and Jalad... at Tanagra!"

That episode, to me, was one of the most iconic episodes about what Trek is really about.
Too bad STO doesn't have much like that.

I still cringe when I think of the 'diplomatic' mission where you talk to about six miners, report back, the commander says "Gee, all I needed to do was talk to them?" and you're done.

The Admiral is then like "Woot! You solved that terrible mining strike! Here's some rep points!"

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forgive my paraphrase... from STIV:TVH

McCoy: "You see, Spock, he trusts your guesses more than other people's facts..."

I thought it was one of those rare touching moments between the two... :)


Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!

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Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!

Since we're started the ST: IV, The Voyage Home (my favorite ST movie) I'll
add a couple:

Dr. Gillian Taylor: "Dont tell me, youre from outer space."
Kirk: "No, Im from Iowa. I only work in outer space."


And Spock's classic confusion about profanity.

Spock: "Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?"

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"There is one human who doesn't remind me of a Regulan bloodworm. That's Kirk. A regulan bloodworm is soft and shapeless, but Kirk isn't soft. Kirk may be a swaggering, overbearing, tin-plated dictator with delusions of god-hood, but he's not soft."

TOS "The Trouble With Tribbles"

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"...don't tell me, Tuesday?"
-kirk ST:generations

kinda find it ironic with STO launching on Tuesday.

LOL, I never thought of that! We're finaly getting the Tuesday shippment!

For a quoet:
(after the Cardasian pretending to be Gul Darhe'el was killed by a Bajoran man)
"Why? He wasn't Gul Darhe'el!" -- Kira
"He's a Cardassian. That's reason enough." -- Bajoran
"No... It's not..." -- Kira (Duet)

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"There is one human who doesn't remind me of a Regulan bloodworm. That's Kirk. A regulan bloodworm is soft and shapeless, but Kirk isn't soft. Kirk may be a swaggering, overbearing, tin-plated dictator with delusions of god-hood, but he's not soft."

TOS "The Trouble With Tribbles"

From later in that scene. sorry for the mistakes, but typing from memory.

Scott: Laddie... don't you think you should rephrase that?
Klingon: You're right. I was mistaken. The Enterprise should not hauling garbage. It should be hauled away AS garbage.

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OK...I can't restrict myself to just one, I have to do two. Both are from First Contact:

Troi: I'm just trying to blend in!
Riker: You're blended, all right.
(And when she passes out, his expression is just priceless.)

Second:

Data: Captain, I believe I am feeling... anxiety. It is an intriguing sensation. A most distracting...
Picard: Data, I'm sure it's a fascinating experience, but perhaps you should deactivate your emotion chip for now.
Data: Good idea, sir. (turns head and there's a short beep)...Done.
Picard: Data, there are times I envy you.

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Since we're started the ST: IV, The Voyage Home (my favorite ST movie) I'll
add a couple:

Dr. Gillian Taylor: "Dont tell me, youre from outer space."
Kirk: "No, Im from Iowa. I only work in outer space."


And Spock's classic confusion about profanity.

Spock: "Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?"

YES! Voyage Home is my favorite as well. As you see your Spock one is my sig, just seems to fit around here. ;)
And Ill add to the pile another from the same movie

Kirk: "Everybody remember where we parked".

if you've seen it, you'll smile :)

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The doctor gave me a pill and i grew a new Kid-neh! I grew a new Kid-neh!

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"... For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky!"

From the TOS episode by the same name.

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Kirk: Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS.

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"So, you're all... astronauts, on... some kind of star trek?"

- Zefram Cochrane

First Contact

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Scotty: N-C-C-1-7-0-1. No bloody A - B - C - or D!

TNG: Relics

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i think "message in a bottle" offered the best quotes:

The Doctor: [On the bridge of the starship Prometheus] I've had my share of piloting experience. Actually, only two lessons, and they were on a shuttlecraft on the holodeck. But I showed great intuition.
[Searching around him, looking puzzled]
The Doctor: Where's the helm?

The Doctor: I'm as close to a sentient life-form as any hologram could hope to be. I socialise with the crew, fraternise with aliens. I've even had sexual relations.
EMH #2: Sex? How is that possible? We're not equiped with...
The Doctor: Let's just say I made an addition to my program.
EMH #2: Before you leave, maybe you could download those subroutines into my database.
The Doctor: We'll see.

The Doctor: Stop breathing down my neck!
EMH-2 Dr. Bradley: My breathing is merely a simulation.
The Doctor: So is my neck. Stop it anyway!

and my all time favourite:

"You know, you really should keep a personal log. Why bore others needlessly? "

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You obtuse piece of flotsam!

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From TOS episode "Who mourns for Adonais?"

Kirk-"Wheres Apollo?"
Chekov-"He disappeared again. Like the cat in that Russian story!"

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Also this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwbPRCRkMy0&feature=related

LMAO that was hilarious

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"Reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated." - Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek VIII : First Contact)

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Well, when I was twelve or so I got it into my head to be Mr. Spock. My experiment lasted for about a day before I was shoved toward my crying mother by my father who admonished me, "Love your mother! Love your mother!"

So, I'd have to say that my favorite Star Trek quote (or exchange) is this one:

"May I ask a personal query?"
"Anything."
"Should I choose to complete the Vulcan discipline of kohlinar, and purge all emotion, I trust you will not feel it reflects judgment upon you."
"As always, whatever you choose to be, you will have a proud mother."

-- Spock and Amanda, before he goes before the Academy board (in the new Star Trek movie)

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Star trek VI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2arELA8e2c @1:35 time marker
The ship is rattling and shaking as Sulu is pushs the Excelsior warp 6 engines to rescue the Enterprise.

Captain Hikaru Sulu: In range?
Helmsman Lojur: Not yet sir.
Captain Hikaru Sulu: Come on, come on.
Helmsman Lojur: She'll fly apart!
Captain Hikaru Sulu: *Fly her apart then!*

Man, that one still makes me shiver from head to toe - Sulu should have gotten his own spin-off movie with the Excelsior. I'd still pay to see that.

"Everyone, remember where we parked."

Kirk, making the Vulcan salute: "How many fingers do I have up?"
Dr. McCoy: "That’s not very damn funny."

"Second star to the right...and straight on 'til morning."

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Kirk: You left spacedock without a tractor beam?
Harriman: It doesn't arrive until Tuesday.

I got to use a version of this in refreence to pre-order bonuses...

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Also this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwbPRCRkMy0&feature=related

lawl , love it

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The Lifeform Song :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88JGZDyWG5s&feature=player_embedded

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The Picard Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo

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The Lifeform Song :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88JGZDyWG5s&feature=player_embedded

This post is full of win.

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My favourite bit from Trials and Tribble-ations...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb9YGrGsgvE (at 9:50)

BASHIR: Aren't you two wearing the wrong colours?
O'BRIEN: Don't you know anything about this time period?
BASHIR: Dammit, I'm a doctor, not an historian.
SISKO: Operations officers wore red. Command wore gold...
DAX (off): ...and women wore less.

*Dax models her new jersey-fitted Ops one-piece, twirls*

*Swtich POV back to the crew: Julian's jaw falls to the floor, eyes bug out and tongue rolls out 30 feet*

BASHIR: ...I think I'm going to like history.

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Wrath Of Khan ST2

Spoken of the indomitable James to Kirk of course-

KHAN - He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up!

He is the greatest Villain imho, incredible actor.

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Wrath Of Khan ST2

KHAN - He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up!

He is the greatest Villain imho, incredible actor.

/Signed. One of the most powerful performances you will see in film. You can feel him radiating suppressed rage throughout the film, even when he is speaking quietly you can sense he is about to explode.

Also, Kent rules!

EDIT: One of my favourite quotes:

Hoolographic Paul: Your ship's the Enterprise isn't it?
Riker: No my ship's the.. Lolipop.
Holographic Paul: Lolipop?
Riker: Yes it's a good ship.

I rofl every time.

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"and the worst part most damning of all I can live with it. Compter delete log. " Sisko DS9

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The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it's scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based! If you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth about what happened, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!

Rai and Jiri at Lungha. Rai of Lowani. Lowani under two moons. Jiri of Ubaya. Ubaya of crossed roads. At Lungha. Lungha. Her sky grey.

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My fav quote came from TNG season 6 episode called the chase.

Nu'Daq- That's all? If she were not dead, I would kill her!

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"I don't want to be a statue."

Zefram Cochrane - First Contact


I do love teh lifeform song though.

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"You became sexually aroused in my body!" - Seven of Nine, "Body and Soul"

"do you wish to copulate? take off your clothes. i won't hurt you." Seven of Nine

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I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I’ll let you know.
-Captain Picard to Data, TNG, “In Theory�

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This HAS to be included - its the obvious

"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its 5-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before."

"He's dead, Jim."

And this sequence still sticks in my head today:

Captain James T. Kirk: Computer, this is Captain James Kirk of the U S S Enterprise; destruct sequence 1 code 1-1-a.
Computer voice: Voice and code 1-1-a verified & correct. Sequence 1 complete.
Captain James T. Kirk: Mr. Spock?
Mr. Spock: This is Commander Spock, Science Officer; destruct sequence number 2 code 1-1-a-2-b.
Computer voice: Voice and code verified & correct. Sequence 2 complete.
Captain James T. Kirk: Mr. Scott?
Lt. Cmdr. Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott: This is Lt. Cmdr. Scott, Chief Engineering officer of the U S S Enterprise. Destruct sequence number 3: code 1-b-2-b-3.
Computer voice: Voice and code 1-b-2-b-3 verified & correct destruct sequence completed and engaged. Awaiting final code for 30 second countdown.
Captain James T. Kirk: Mr. Spock, has the ship returned to the course set for it by my orders?
Mr. Spock: Negative captain, we are still headed directly for Cheron.
Mr. Spock: Destruct sequence engaged. Awaiting final code for 30 second countdown.
Captain James T. Kirk: Computer, this is Captain James Kirk of the U S S Enterprise; begin 30 second countdown. Code zero-zero-destruct-zero.
Computer voice: 30 seconds... 29... 28... 27...
Computer voice: 25 seconds.
Captain James T. Kirk: Lets see you prevent the computer from fulfilling my commands.
Computer voice: 20 seconds.
Captain James T. Kirk: From five to zero, no command in the universe can prevent the computer from fulfilling it's destruct orders.
Computer voice: 15 seconds.
Captain James T. Kirk: You can use your will to drag this ship to Cheron, but I command the computer. Mine is the final command.
Computer voice: 10... 9... 8... 7... 6...
Bele: [shouts desperately] I agree!
Captain James T. Kirk: Computer, this is captain James Kirk of the U S S Enterprise. Code 1-2-3-continuity abort destruct order. Repeat: code 1-2-3-continuity abort destruct order.
Computer voice: Destruct order aborted. Destruct order aborted.

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"Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." - Kirk

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First Contact
Cmdr William Riker: We finished our first sensor sweep of the neutral zone.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Oh, fascinating. Twenty particles of space dust per cubic meter, 52 ultraviolet radiation spikes, and a class-2 comet. Well, this is certainly worthy of our attention.

Cmdr. Deanna Troi: If you're looking for my professional opinion as ship's counselor: he's nuts.
Cmdr. William Riker: I'll be sure to note that in my log.

Cmdr. Deanna Troi: [very drunk] Look. He wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. And then, it took three shots of something called "tequila" just to find out that HE was the one we're looking for! And I've spent the last twenty minutes trying to keep his hands off me! So don't go criticizing my counseling techniques!

Emergency Medical Hologram: Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Dr. Beverly Crusher: Twenty Borg are about to break through that door. We need time to get out of here! Create a diversion!
Emergency Medical Hologram: This isn't part of my program! I'm a doctor, not a doorstop.
Dr. Beverly Crusher: Well, do a dance! Tell a story! I don't care! Just give us a few seconds!
[the Borg break in as Crusher and her people escape through an airduct]
Emergency Medical Hologram: Ahem, according to Starfleet medical research... Borg implants can cause severe skin irritations. Perhaps you'd like an analgesic cream?

and this entire quote is just great
[Lily berates Picard, alone in his office]
Lily Sloane: You son of a *****!
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: This really isn't the time.
Lily Sloane: Okay, I don't know jack about the 24th century - but everybody here thinks staying here and fighting the Borg is suicide. They're just afraid to come in here and say it.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: The crew is accustomed to following my orders.
Lily Sloane: They're probably used to your orders making SENSE.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: None of them understand the situation... no one can
Lily Sloane: What's that supposed to mean?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: A few years ago I was captured by the Borg. I was assimilated into their collective. I was part of their hive mind. Every peice of my individuality erased. I was part of them. So you can imagine, my dear, I have a unique perspective on the Borg and I know how to fight them. Now if you'll excuse me I have work to do.
Lily Sloane: I am such an idiot. It's so simple. The Borg hurt you and now you're gonna hurt them back.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: In my century we don't succumb to succumb to revenge. We have a more evolved sensibility...
Lily Sloane: ********! I saw the look your face when you shot those Borg on the Holodeck. You were almost enjoying it!
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: How dare you?
Lily Sloane: Oh, come on, Captain. You're not the first man to get a thrill out of murdering someone! I see it all the time!
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Get out!
Lily Sloane: Or what? You'll kill me; like you killed Ensign Lynch?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: There was no way to save him.
Lily Sloane: You didn't even try! Where was your evolved sensibility then?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: This is not about revenge.
Lily Sloane: Liar!
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: This is about saving the future of humanity!
Lily Sloane: Jean Luc blow up the damn ship!
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: NO! Nooooooooooooo!
[He smashes the models on the conference room wall]
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I will not sacifice the Enterprise. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!
Lily Sloane: You broke your little ships.

Defiant Helm Crewman: Main power is off-line, we've lost shields and our weapons are gone!
Lt. Commander Worf: [hits console] Perhaps today *is* a good day to die! Prepare for ramming speed!
Defiant Helm Crewman: Sir, there's another star ship coming in... it's the Enterprise!

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All time best ever:
Picard: "'With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.' Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged."

Quoting Judge Aaron Satie
- The Drumhead

All time funniest ever:
Bashir: "You know, no one ever met my great-grandfather. This could be a predestination paradox! Come on, chief, surely you took elementary temporal mechanics at the Academy? I may be destined to fall in love with that woman and become my own... great-grandfather."
O'Brien gives Bashir a disbelieving look that could melt glass
Bashir: "Come on, chief, you can't just dismiss this!"
O'Brien: "I can try."
Bashir: All right, but I can't wait to see the look on your face when we get back to Deep Space Nine and you find out I never existed!"

-Trials and Tribble-ations

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Since I doubt anyone else is going to have an Insurrection quote.

Data looks quizzicly at Cmdr Riker after he's shaved
Riker: "Smooth as an Android's bottom."
<Capt Picard issues some order>
Data: "Commander, may I?"
*Riker nodes*
*data rubs his face*
*data smiles whimsically and shakes his head before walking off*

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This has been great; here is another one; this one from Day of the Dove; where an alien entity feeds on fear and anger; the human colony wiped out and 400 dead on a Klingon battlecruiser; the two away teams are arguing about what happened...

Kang - who is totally cool and I love his honorable take on things, hard to rile him, played by Michael Ansara:

Kang to Kirk: contact your ship and instruct your transporter room to beam us aboard.
Kirk: Go to the Devil
Kang: we have no devil, Kirk, but we understand the habits of yours. I will torture you to death one by one until your noble captain cries enough. Who will be first?
Checkov: <suddenly in rage> Cossack! Filthy Klingon murderers! You killed my brother, Piotre! A hundred peaceful people massacred on the Arcanis Research Outpost!, You killed my brother.

hehe now for my favorite quote from Kang....

Kang: So...you volunteer to join him, eh, That is loyalty.

Isnt that so cool; gives him a compliment; Kang; always looks for the best in people.
hehehehhehe; stone cold that dude; they off course apply the dread agonizer to Checkov's face while Kirk and the boys all squirm.

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"I wanna live! I wanna live!" :eek:

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My favorite Trek Quote actually requires a few lines of dialogue to set up.

In the DS9 Episode "Way of the Warrior", as the civilains are being evacuated to emergency shelters, Odo walks over to where Quark is locking up his bar.

Odo: "Come on, Quark, move it along--you should be at the emergency shelter by now."

Quark (indignant): "I'm not going to any emergency shelter! This is my bar, and I'm going to defend it!"

Odo: "Really? And how do you plan to do that?"

Quark (pulling a box out of a pocket): "With this!"

Odo: "You're going to hit them with a box?"

Quark: "No. This is my disruptor pistol. The one I used to carry in the old days when I was serving on that Ferengi Freighter."

Odo: "I thought you were the ship's cook."

Quark: "That's right! And every member of that crew thought he was a food critic! And if the Klingons try to get through these doors," (Quark's expression turns smug as he opens the box) "I'll be ready for them!"

Odo (pulls a piece of paper out of the box and reads it): "Dear Quark, used parts from your disruptor to fix the replicators. Will return them soon. Rom."

Quark (pulls the paper out of Odo's hands): "I will kill him!!"

And here's my favorite Trek Quote:

Odo: "With what?"

I tell you, that scene was one of my favorite scenes in the entire episode, and Odo's finishing line was just PERFECT!!!!! :D

Anyway, that's my favorite Trek Quote, along with the dialog that sets it up.

So, what do you think? :D:cool:

EDIT: Actually, believe it or not, "With what?" is actually a Trek Quote that my whole family likes. We actually like it so much that it's become part of our vernacular. :D

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I forgot about the best scene from "The Journey Home": Driver- "Hey! why don't you watch where you're goin ya dumb&@#!!" Kirk-"......well double dumb &%$# on you!" makes me LOL every time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcC1f1jqCPI

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From TNG episode "Qpid". From Worf, "I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!!"
Aslo from Worf in "Inserection" "I am definatly feeling agressive tendacies!"
Bones to Data in first TNG episode. "I don't see any points on your ears boy."
and for me best of all, Riker to Data and Laforge "A blind man teaching an android to paint."

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I call upon Cardassians everywhere. Resist. Resist today. Resist tomorrow. Resist till the last Dominion soldier has been driven from our soil!''

This would be the reason Damar is among my favorite characters.

One of the saddest qoutes from the series, yet something I ish I could have done several times: From TNG, In Theory.

Data: Jenna, are we no longer a couple?
Jenna D'Sora: No, we're not.
Data: Then I will delete the appropriate program.

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too many to name, but one of the ones that springs to mind:

GARAK: I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force open the door, it may... explode.

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My favorite Trek Quote actually requires a few lines of dialogue to set up.

In the DS9 Episode "Way of the Warrior", as the civilains are being evacuated to emergency shelters, Odo walks over to where Quark is locking up his bar.

Odo: "Come on, Quark, move it along--you should be at the emergency shelter by now."

Quark (indignant): "I'm not going to any emergency shelter! This is my bar, and I'm going to defend it!"

Odo: "Really? And how do you plan to do that?"

Quark (pulling a box out of a pocket): "With this!"

Odo: "You're going to hit them with a box?"

Quark: "No. This is my disruptor pistol. The one I used to carry in the old days when I was serving on that Ferengi Freighter."

Odo: "I thought you were the ship's cook."

Quark: "That's right! And every member of that crew thought he was a food critic! And if the Klingons try to get through these doors," (Quark's expression turns smug as he opens the box) "I'll be ready for them!"

Odo (pulls a piece of paper out of the box and reads it): "Dear Quark, used parts from your disruptor to fix the replicators. Will return them soon. Rom."

Quark (pulls the paper out of Odo's hands): "I will kill him!!"

And here's my favorite Trek Quote:

Odo: "With what?"

I tell you, that scene was one of my favorite scenes in the entire episode, and Odo's finishing line was just PERFECT!!!!! :D

Anyway, that's my favorite Trek Quote, along with the dialog that sets it up.

So, what do you think? :D:cool:

EDIT: Actually, believe it or not, "With what?" is actually a Trek Quote that my whole family likes. We actually like it so much that it's become part of our vernacular. :D

The way that whole conversation is delivered is just awesome. One of my favourite scenes ever.

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Favorite (semi-official) trek quote George Takei on William Shatner "It's ta-kei like tupee"

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=73191

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The way that whole conversation is delivered is just awesome. One of my favourite scenes ever.

Yeah, same here. :) Here's another scene from the same episode that I like.

Sisko and the Defiant are returning to DS9 after rescuing Dukat. They've gotten in touch with Kira and O'Brian, and Kira has just ordered Red Alert.

Quark: "NOW what?!?!?"

Garak: "Well, I can't be sure, of course, but my guess would be Klingons."

Quark: "The Klingons. First, it was the Cardassians. Then, it was the Dominion. Now it's the Klingons. How's a Ferengi supposed to make an honest living in a place like this?!?!?" (Quark then sighs in vexation)

I have to say, Quark had some good scenes (and lines) in "Way of the Warrior". :D:cool:

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My Favortie Trek quote, as mentioned in an earlier incarnation of this thread, comes from the first DS9 novel, written, I believe, by Peter David.

At the time it was written there were only 6 episodes of DS9 for the author to study, and I was always impressed by how perfectly he captured the dialogue of the characterss in this exchange. You can hear Sisko and Odo having this conversation:

SISKO: Do you know what they called me at the academy, Constable?
ODO: Let me guess. Sisko?
SISKO: They called me Dead Eye. And do you know why they called me that?
ODO: You were blind in one eye?

It goes on beyond that, my favorite part and shortly winds up here:

SISKO: I invented the two cushion phaser shot. I'd set up a pair of mirrors and bounce my shot into the target.
ODO: Excuse me, Commander, but didn't anyone tell you the shortest distance between two points is a straight line?

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Spock and Kirk:
What have i done?
You've done what you always do, turned Death into a fighting chance to Live.

(I like Archer and Enterprise)
Let's go see what's out there.

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"I assume your handprint will open this door, whether you are conscious or not."
- Data to that time traveling dude from "A Matter of Time"

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The first rule is take any estimate he gives and divide by four.

Anything from Spock's Brain - They've taken Spock's Brain!!!!

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Also a classic. After being attacked by evolved microbes on the Genesis Planet, a messages sent to his ship, in orbit:

COMMANDER KRUGE: Nothing happened here.

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Voyage Home:

Spock "Excuse me doctor but i am receiving a number of distress call"
Bones ".. I don't doubt it."

typed from memory, sorry if quote is 100% spot on, it's been a few years :D

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I'm shocked no one has dropped this one yet.

"Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its
own judgment." -Zefram Cochrane

Riker actually said it first. But, Cochrane would use 10 years after the flight.

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Spock and Kirk:
What have i done?
You've done what you always do, turned Death into a fighting chance to Live.


close, it was Kirk and McCoy.

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close, it was Kirk and McCoy.

Thanks

All I ask is a good ship, a fine crew and star to sail by.

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One quote is in my sig. I am a fan of Star Trek Voyager (as you might have guessed) so a few quotes will be from there. I will remember some quoted but not the exact title of the episode.

--

Neelix: Is this Final?
Janeway: Dismissed. [Seeing that Neelix hesitates] That's the Star Fleet expression for, "Get out".

--

Janeway: I may never put my hands on my hips again.

--

Q: I know that you're probably asking youself, "why would a brilliant, handsome, dashingly omnipotent being like Q want to mate with a scrawny bipedal specimen like me?"
JANEWAY: Let me guess! No-one else in the universe will have you!"
Q: Nonsense! I could have chosen a Klingon targ! A Romulan empress! A Cyrillian microbe!
JANEWAY: Really? I beat out a single-celled organism? How flattering!

--

"There's coffee in that nebula!"

Episode: The Cloud

--

Janeway to replicator: "Coffee, black."
Replicator: "Make it yourself."

Episode: Q2

--

"Please state the nature of the medical emergency"


--

Phlox: This is a nipple.
Trip: I beg your pardon ?

Episode: Unexpected, Star Trek Enterprise

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The first rule is take any estimate he gives and divide by four.

Anything from Spock's Brain - They've taken Spock's Brain!!!!

I swear they were on the verge of laughing that entire episode, which is really the only way you could deal with such a horrid script. :D

"What have you done with Spock's brain?"

"His brain is gone!"

"Where have you taken Spock's brain!"

"We are in pursuit of the ship that has taken Spock's brain."

"Brain and brain! What is brain?!"

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It is my signature.

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I swear they were on the verge of laughing that entire episode, which is really the only way you could deal with such a horrid script. :D

"What have you done with Spock's brain?"

"His brain is gone!"

"Where have you taken Spock's brain!"

"We are in pursuit of the ship that has taken Spock's brain."

"Brain and brain! What is brain?!"

Are you out of your Vulcan mind?

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"Jean-luc, blow up the damned ship!"

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DUKAT: Well then, by all means, fire.

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Kirk: Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS.

Yeah, those Berkeley Mormons can get pretty wild. :)

And the Worf Robin Hood quote a couple pages back reminded me of a couple more Worf quotes, this time from when he delivered Keiko's baby...

(when asked if he'd ever delivered a baby before)
"Yes. No. I took the Starfleet emergency medical course in a computerized simulation."

(later on during Keiko's labor)
Congratulations. You are fully dilated to 10 cm. You may give birth now.

Because any woman will tell you that giving birth is exactly like a computer simulation.

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The Best of Both Worlds part 1:

The deflector dish weapon is ready, Riker is on the bridge preparing to engage the Borg cube that destroyed the fleet at Wolf 359. At that very moment, the Borg ship hails the Enterprise, and to the shock and terror of everyone on the bridge (and in the audience), an assimilated Picard appears on screen and says what becomes the infamous Borg speech:

"I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Your lives, as they have been, are over...from this point onward, YOU will service US!"

Riker just looks menacingly at the screen and utters a sentence that still sends geek chills down my spine to this day...

"Mr Worf....FIRE!"

<<cue cheesy 90s TNG cliffhanger music>>


Oh also in First Contact, when they're trying to stop the Borg from building an interplexing beacon on the deflector dish. They succeed in decoupling the dish from the Enterprise, but its still connected by a cable and the Borg are still working on it. Worf looks up, aims his rifle at the Borg and says:

"Assimilate THIS!"

<<cue phaser blast and big boom!>>

:D

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DS9 baseball match against Sisko's vulcan adversary. just as the match is starting several members of the teams say something along the lines of "hey batter batter batter" Worf simply says

"DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION"

it has me in fits

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYVSkOh3ZBM

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My favorite Trek Quote actually requires a few lines of dialogue to set up.

In the DS9 Episode "Way of the Warrior", as the civilains are being evacuated to emergency shelters, Odo walks over to where Quark is locking up his bar.

Odo: "Come on, Quark, move it along--you should be at the emergency shelter by now."

Quark (indignant): "I'm not going to any emergency shelter! This is my bar, and I'm going to defend it!"

Odo: "Really? And how do you plan to do that?"

Quark (pulling a box out of a pocket): "With this!"

Odo: "You're going to hit them with a box?"

Quark: "No. This is my disruptor pistol. The one I used to carry in the old days when I was serving on that Ferengi Freighter."

Odo: "I thought you were the ship's cook."

Quark: "That's right! And every member of that crew thought he was a food critic! And if the Klingons try to get through these doors," (Quark's expression turns smug as he opens the box) "I'll be ready for them!"

Odo (pulls a piece of paper out of the box and reads it): "Dear Quark, used parts from your disruptor to fix the replicators. Will return them soon. Rom."

Quark (pulls the paper out of Odo's hands): "I will kill him!!"

And here's my favorite Trek Quote:

Odo: "With what?"

I tell you, that scene was one of my favorite scenes in the entire episode, and Odo's finishing line was just PERFECT!!!!! :D

Anyway, that's my favorite Trek Quote, along with the dialog that sets it up.

So, what do you think? :D:cool:

EDIT: Actually, believe it or not, "With what?" is actually a Trek Quote that my whole family likes. We actually like it so much that it's become part of our vernacular. :D

LOL, my Mom dosn't even like DS9 and she likes likes this line!

I love this quote from TNG, I don't remeber the episode though:
Captain Picard: "He spoke in one long incredably unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interupt it was really quite hyponodic."

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Also this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwbPRCRkMy0&feature=related

That is the most hilarious rehash I have seen since all the Dramatic Chipmunks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LPv9qfYqLE&feature=related)!

Oh and favourite quote:

"Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons." - Spock to Kirk - Star Trek V

"Fate protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise" - Not sure which episode - TNG

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"Moral of the story my dear doctor, is... never tell the same lie twice." - Garak.... has the coolest quotes.

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"Pardon me, Doctor. I am receiving a number of distress calls."
"I don't doubt it."

Spock and McCoy, Star Trek 5

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Wessels... even though Slavic speakers do not pronounce their v's as w's.

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Wessels... even though Slavic speakers do not pronounce their v's as w's.

You mean Chekhov isn't really russian?! Way to ruin my day, I hope you're satisfied!

Pfft, next you'll be telling me Scotty isn't really Scottish...

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Coincidentally, my favorite one-liner and Trek conversation are both from The Voyage Home.

[Holds mouse up and speaks to it like a microphone]
Scotty: . Hello computer!



Spock: I've had to program some of the variables from memory.
[Bones looks upward]
Leonard McCoy: "Angels and ministers of grace, defend us."
Spock: Hamlet, act I, scene IV.

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Some one all ready said it but, here is mine.
Warf: Captain I object! I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!

And just about anything from Zefram Cochrane

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...And just about anything from Zefram Cochrane

"I don't want to be a statue!"

-later-

"You told him about the statue?"

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One of the best lines form the newest movie:

So, the Enterprise has had its maiden voyage, has it? She is one well-endowed lady! I'd like to get my hands on her ample nacelles, if you'll pardon the enginering parlance.

-Scotty, Star Trek

Also, some quotes frm one of my favorite DS9 episodes, "Take Me Out to the Holosuite"

Sisko tells the crew they will be playing a baseball game:
Worf: We will destory them.

Sisko tells his team to make some chatter to distract the opposing batter:
Work: Death to the opposition!

Nog realizes that the opposing player never touched home plate:
Nog: What do I do?
Worf: Find him and kill him!

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Just remembered one of the more poignant conversaations from TNG...Encounter at Farpoint.

"Well this is a new ship, but she's got the right name. Now you remember that, you hear?"
"I will, sir."
"You treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home..."

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Yeah, those Berkeley Mormons can get pretty wild. :)



Indeed. At the very least they know how to show the LA Mormons how to have a good time on a weekend visit. :D

Picard: "Mr. Worf, do you remember your Zero G combat training?"
Worf: "I remember how it made me sick to my stomach."

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".....where they'll be no tribble a'tall."
Scotty in The Trouble With Tribbles. To this day makes me cringe when I hear it, but still very memorable.

"Excuse me. Excuse me. I just have one question. What does God need with a starship?"

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"Trouble."

Skin of Evil.:)

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Just remembered one of the more poignant conversaations from TNG...Encounter at Farpoint.

"Well this is a new ship, but she's got the right name. Now you remember that, you hear?"
"I will, sir."
"You treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home..."

funny part is...it didn't. It crashed on Veridian 2 or 3, soemthing.

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Worf to Picard in First Contact after Picard insults his honour by calling him a coward:

"If you were any other man, I would KILL you where you STAND!!!"


...and yes...anything by Zephram Cochrane...but especially this line he says several years after the movie, as spoken by Riker:

"Don't try to be a great man; just be a man, and let history make its own judgements."

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LOL, my Mom dosn't even like DS9 and she likes likes this line!

I love this quote from TNG, I don't remeber the episode though:
Captain Picard: "He spoke in one long incredably unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interupt it was really quite hyponodic."

Its one of the TNG movies, i watched them all during all the recent down time but cant remember which one.

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Its one of the TNG movies, i watched them all during all the recent down time but cant remember which one.

THAT quote (about hte incredibly unbroken sentence) is from the TNG episode with the Romulan ship and all the little variable time bubbles. Picard is telling his travelling companions about it on their way back to the Enterprise at the start of the episode.

The quote about Fate protecting ships called Enterprise, I think, is something Kirk said in Generations. Either to Picard, or in referance to the Enterprise B.

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funny part is...it didn't. It crashed on Veridian 2 or 3, soemthing.

That's only because they didn't treat her like a lady. You know, like remembering her capabilities and not flying around engaging in combat like pants-on-head ******* banging thier groins with baseball bats instead of just modulating shield frequencies and contiuning to fire all weapons.

I'll put that down as my least favorite quote. To paraphrase:

Worf: They have found a way to penetrate our shields!!
Riker: Damnation! We have never once in all our journies encountered an enemy who could do that! We are totally unprepared and baffled by this entirely new and novel type of attack.
Worf: Our initial phaser attacks are not effective.
Riker: Amazing! Every other enemy we have ever fought has popped like an overinflated baloon on the slightest application of force with our phasers. Discontinue fire.

Meanwhile the Enterprise is getting hammered by Disrupter fire.

Riker: Mr. Worf what do we know about that ship?
Worf: Its a very old outdated model that stands no chance against this ship if commanded by a halfwit. Oh and you can easily render it defenseless with a simple command I could have input at any time.
Riker: Ok lets have a conference to see if we should do that.

Bombardment continues. An hour and a half later...

Riker: Mr Data, perform the simple procedure to defeat the Klingons.

BoP's shields drop, Worf Fires a single torpedo, destroying the BoP.
Data: YES!!

Geordi: Commander! We've got a Warp Core breech in progress!
Riker: Will our bad luck never end! If only this ship were equipped with some manner of device that could eject the warp core in the case of such an emergency! I know, evacuate everyone to the primary hull and seperate the saucer section! A procedure that has time and again been shown to be a time-consuming and lenghty process! Surely that would be faster and safer than ejecting the warp core and moving away at full impulse

And so on.

Whereas the correct way to handle the situation goes something like this.

Worf: They have found a way to penetrate our shields!
Riker: Rotate shield frequencies and fire all weapons.

After several seconds of the BoP utterly failing to harm the Enterprise and getting hammered in return, their shields fail, hailing frequencies are opened and the Duras sisters surrender.

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Data walks in to 10 Forward just as Data's daughter grabs Rikers shirt and pulls him over the bar and kisses him.
What are your intentions towards my daughter? Riker says......Your Daughter?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFBu-R0qRYw


And of course, He's bitting that female!

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"...don't tell me, Tuesday?"
-kirk ST:generations

kinda find it ironic with STO launching on Tuesday.

OMG i never thought of that. Thats quite amusing!

Also my quote.

"Do you know the klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish best served cold.....It is very cold...in space." - Khan ST2

Also see my sig. ;)

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“Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That’s the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim.� -- James T. Kirk

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"Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind."
-Data, to Borg Queen, Star Trek: First Contact

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"As smooth as an Android's bottom"-Will Riker

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“Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That’s the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim.� -- James T. Kirk

Tonight's rerun of TNG where I'm living was the episode "In Theory", which gave us this insight into Picard's experience with women:

"I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some I'll let you know."

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Data: She brought me closer to humanity than I ever thought possible. And for a time, I was tempted by her offer.

Picard: How long a time?

Data: Zero point six-eight seconds, sir... For an android, that is nearly an eternity.

cracks me up every time :D

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"Captain Picard, I must protest! I am NOT a Merry Man!" - Worf

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"A heros welcome son is that what you want? God knows there should be. We've paid the price with our dearest blood"


Kirk to BO as they arrived back to spacedock (#3)

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"Can you see me? Oh, now be honest, Captain, warrior to warrior. You do prefer it this way, don't you, as it was meant to be? No peace in our time. "Once more unto the breach, dear friends."



General Chang (#6)

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"I have a dream; a dream that all people -- human, Jem'Hadar, Ferengi, Cardassians -- will someday stand together in peace... around my Dabo tables."



Quark..DS9

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first line of my signature (Jad. Dax/DS9)

EDIT: ok, not first, after "lifer" lol.

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Scotty to Geordi in my favorite TNG episode, "Relics"... concerning the fact that Captain Picard wanted Geordi to do something in an hour... and Geordi told him it would be done in an hour. Scotty was incredulous and baffled by that...

"Awww, ya dinna tell him how long it would REALLY take, didja? Laddy, ye've a lot ta learn if ya want ta be thought of as a miracle worker!!!"

I bust out laughing every time I watch it.

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I've got your gun.- James T. Kirk
Star Trek (2009)

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Malcom Reed during the First Episode of Enterprise-"I don't think I'm quite ready to have my molecules compressed into a datastream"

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"You were so concerned about his Vulcan eyes you forgot about his Vulcan ears doctor."
-Kirk

I've got your gun.- James T. Kirk
Star Trek (2009)

Best line ever.

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Weyoun, watching the Defiant explode: "Poor Captain Sisko. I believe he was quite fond of that ship.

Same episode, shorlty after the Dominion has destroyed the Federation/Klingon/Romulan taskforce: "Look at all those escape pods. So small, so helpless. I'll order their immediate destruction."


"All I ask for is a tall ship, and some contraband to fill it with".
- Quark to himself in Little Green Men.

**
Dukat enters the Defiant bridge in Way of the Warrior, escorted by a security guard.

Dukat: "Captain, will you tell this overzealous guard that he doesn't need to monitor my every movement? It makes me fee unwelcome."

Dax: "I win, Benjamin. You owe me dinner."

Dukat: "And just what is that supposed to mean?"

Dax: "Captain Sisko bet me you would thank him for the rescue before you started complaining."

Sisko: "I lost."
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"I know you find this hard to accept, but I believe that in some ways, the occupation actually helped Bajor."
"Which part: the massacres or the strip-mining?"
- Kira & Dukat, "Indiscretion"

"Giving me a name tag that read 'Elim Garak, former Cardassian oppressor' was hardly polite"
- Garak recalls a history conference on Bajor about the occupation

"You are attempting to shift the blame away from yourself!"
"Am I succeeding?"
- Worf & Garak, "Shattered Mirror"

"Well, I guess you're not as successful a businessman as you think you are."
"Which means you spent the last ten years of your life trying to catch a nobody--with little success, I might add. So you tell me, which one of us is the bigger failure?"
- Odo and Quark, "The Ascent"

"I'm not trying to rescue you -- I'm taking you along as emergency rations."
- Quark & Odo, "The Ascent"

"Think of it, Julian: if this thing works, you'll be able to irritate people you've never even met."
- O’Brien, "Dr.Bashir, I Presume" who is to be the model for the next gen EMH

"Attacking two Jem'Hadar soldiers with a pipe: that's a brilliant plan."
"It could be worse."
"I know; it could be *me* holding the pipe."
"Exactly."
- Sisko & Eddindgton

"I might've done a little harmless theorizing... Something like... it was only a matter of time before the
Dominion launched a full-scale assault on the Federation and that when that happened the station would undoubtedly be their first target. And I might've idly suggested that there wasn't a hope in hell of any of us getting out of here alive."
"And that's when Morn hit you with the barstool and ran out onto the Promenade screaming 'We're all doomed'."
- Quark and Odo, after Morn freaks out and assaults Quark, "Blaze Of Glory"

"So: I lied... I cheated... I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all: I think I can live with it, and if I had to do it all over again, I would."
- Sisko, "In The Pale Moonlight"

Mila - "You should hear the stories. "Damar's alive, my cousin saw him on Kelvas Prime.' 'He faked his own death.' 'He's plotting a new offensive from his secret mountain hideaway.' "
Garak - "You never told me you had a secret mountain hideaway."
Damar - "I was going to surprise you."

-Mila, Garak, and Damar

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Jail Break scene from ST3...
The whole scene rocks...

Kirk: How many fingers am I holding up? (gives Vulcan greeting)
Bones: Thats not very d@mn funny.

Kirk: You're suffering from a Vulcan Mind Meld.
Bones: That green-blooded son-of-a-b!@#! Its his revenge for all those arguments he lost.




Later.... not as funny but still.
Sulu: Don't call me tiny.

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"This ship is a match for any vessel within 100 light years around here what do they do?" (mocking starfleet) "Well Lets see if we cant find some space anomaly today to rip it apart!!" -Neelix

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It's scheduled to be delivered on Tuesday-Captain Harriman, USS Enterprise-B Star Trek Generations

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Well, I chose my Avatar and signoff as a response to lurking on the boards trying to learn about the game, seeing many folks views ,and how this all is in war footing.

Crewman 1 in episode 4, season 1 "The Naked Time", painted on the wall, in red,
Love, Humankind

Then began laughing hysterically..

Prophetic? :rolleyes:

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"Your agonizer, Mister Kyle..."

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"He's biting that female!" - Lal, The Offspring

"Then I will delete the appropriate program." - Data (with the most stinging retort ever), In Theory

"Oh, it's me! It's a probe that finds me... in the future!" - Picard as Kamin, Inner Light

"Sir, I must protest. I am not a merry man!" - Worf, Qpid

"Q the desparate, Q the miserable! What must I do to convince you people?!"
"Die."
"Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?" - Q and Worf, Deja Q

And some of my favorite quotes of the most amazing character aboard the Enterprise... Spot!

"I will feed him." - Lt. Worf, Phantasms

"Geordi... I cannot stun my cat." - Data, Force of Nature

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There are alot of great quotes in the Naked time episode.. just rewatched it...
While O'Reilly is the reason I remembered it and almost chose his Icon, Uhura had the best, in my opinion.

O'Reilly after Scotty opens the door to engineering and Kirk runs in and spins his chair. "No dance tonight"

Sulu on the bridge swashbucling responds to Uhura trying to calm him down.
Sulu "I'll protect you, fair maiden"
Uhura, pushing away, "Sorry, Neither!"
:cool:

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Everything Data says in this scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-ZYzvD1rJ8

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I got reminded of some more great quotes just a few minutes ago:

"I told you: you're dead, this is the afterlife... and I'm God."
"You are not God!"
"Blasphemy! I should cast you out or smite you or something."
"No... I'm not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you. The universe is not so badly designed!"
-Q and Picard, Tapestry

"... morning, darling."
-Q to Picard, in the worst scene to ever see by itself without any context whatsoever, Tapestry

"Indeed, gentlemen. May I point out that I had an opportunity to study your counterparts here quite closely. They were brutal, savage, unprincipled, uncivilized, treacherous... in every way, splendid examples of homosapians. The very flower of humanity. I found them quite refreshing."
"I'm not sure, but I think we've been insulted."
"I'm sure."
-Spock, Kirk, and McCoy, Mirror, Mirror

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Come to Quarks, Quarks is fun, come right now, dont walk...RUN! - Ad for Quarks Bar

If this isn't fixed by the time i get back, i will come to Quarks, and believe me, I WILL have fun - Kira in response to Ad

Let's make sure history never forgets the name Enterprise

and really, has no one ever wondered how this limerick ended?

There was a young woman from Venus, Who's body was shaped like a THANK YOU MR.DATA

Computer, compute to the last digit the value of pi

Let us begin. Let the circle not be broken. Concentrate upon the flame which burns upon the altar of truth.
Yes, there is something here. Something terrible. I feel its presence. Fear, anger, hatred. Anger feeds the flame. Oh! Oh! There is evil here. Monstrous, terrible evil. Consuming hunger. Hatred of all that lives. Hatred of women. A hunger that never dies. It is strong, overpowering. An ancient terror. It has a name. Beratis, Kesla, Redjac! Devouring all life, all light. A hunger that will never die! Redjac! Redjac!

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and dont forget

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot

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EMH Mk2: "But were are not... Equipped."

EMH MK1: "Lets just say I made some.. enhancments to my program."