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Archived Post 02-03-2010 07:30 AM

Wil Wheaton should be the Chuck Norris of STO
 
Here're the one-liners I have so far. Any others?

Wil Wheaton can take out three Vor'cha with just a runabout.
Wil Wheaton defended Starbase 24 by himself, with a phaser rifle.
Wil Wheaton disables his personal shield because it's too wussy.
Wil Wheaton measures his day by how many Gorn he bench-pressed.
An Orion fired a disruptor at Wil Wheaton and the PIRATE'S molecules flew apart.
Wil Wheaton was bored on the plane ride to PAX, so he memorized Memory Alpha.
Wil Wheaton doesn't need bridge officers.

Archived Post 02-03-2010 07:42 AM

I will never forget him for what he did to Sheldon. Filthy liar!

Archived Post 02-03-2010 07:44 AM

I'm totally on board with this...

Archived Post 02-03-2010 07:51 AM

while the lines where indeed funny, i can not bring myself to support this.

Patrick stewart....maybe...

Archived Post 02-03-2010 07:53 AM

Chuck norris is the chuck norris of sto

Archived Post 02-03-2010 07:57 AM

I love people who nerdrage over Wesley Crusher every time Wil Wheaton gets brought up.

People forget that Wil Wheaton hates Weasley Crusher almost as much as the rest of us. But if you're a young actor who happens to be a fan of science fiction, and someone say to you "Hey, you wanna co-star with Patrick Stewart on a new Star Trek show?" would you say no? :D

Wil Whaton is awesome, just follow him on Twitter and you'll see. My favorite (paraphrased), in referance to a Hockey Game he was watching:
"Uh oh, the kings are in their losing sweaters tonight. And trust me, I know a thing or two about bad sweaters."

Archived Post 02-03-2010 08:07 AM

I am definitely in favor of this. While I was never really that big of a Wesley fan, I am in fact, quite a big fan of the wHeaton, and his writing.

Archived Post 02-03-2010 08:11 AM

I'm not a Wesley fan either...thats why its funny to me. The only character I like less is Guinan. Maybe we can institute that? Whenever anyone asks any kind of question in game someone could refer them to Guinan because she has all the answers.

Archived Post 02-03-2010 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dekar_Corvus
while the lines where indeed funny, i can not bring myself to support this.

Patrick stewart....maybe...

Captain Picard is so awesome, he can pwn twice as well as Kirk....
In a RED shirt.

Archived Post 02-03-2010 08:27 AM

We already agreed that Akira Sulu is the Chuck Norris of STO.


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