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Archived Post 02-08-2010 02:09 PM

My wife sent me a Borg Love Letter
 
I have to share the ingame mail I got from my wife last night. I play a Liberated Borg. Yes..I know I am very lucky :)




Oh borg, my borg,
with hard bits where jiggly bits oft reside,
When willst you gaze upon me
with your single laz'r'd eye?
When willst thy love upon me shine,
like a gentl'r phaser beam?
When willst thine lens begin to fog
with passion's heat-caus'd steam?

Oh, borg, my borg,
how soon can I caress thine gear so strong
Why must thou make me sit right here
and for thy presence long?
Soon, I pray, you will come
and show me your Borg-made rocket
and we together will learn, my love,
if it fits a human's socket.

Archived Post 02-08-2010 02:12 PM

That's awesome.

I wish my SO wouldn't care if I spent all week on an mmo.

Archived Post 02-08-2010 02:20 PM

captain... the nerdiness

ITS OVER 9000

Archived Post 02-08-2010 02:29 PM

That's adorable! I mean, not only is it sweet but it's really well-written and clever.

I really think playing games like this together is fun for a couple and gives them yet another common frame of reference for fun stuff like this. Mine and my hubby's playstyle is different so he's already higher level but when we do play together it's really fun.

Archived Post 02-08-2010 02:32 PM

WOW. Can your wife be myn too j/k

Thats really awsomes I wish my gf wrote borg love letters to me, she would get anything she wants...not she dosnt already lol

Archived Post 02-08-2010 02:39 PM

Very cool indeed.

Thank you for sharing it with us.

Archived Post 02-08-2010 02:49 PM

Over 9000!?

Archived Post 02-08-2010 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peril (Post 2001199)
I have to share the ingame mail I got from my wife last night. I play a Liberated Borg. Yes..I know I am very lucky :)




Oh borg, my borg,
with hard bits where jiggly bits oft reside,
When willst you gaze upon me
with your single laz'r'd eye?
When willst thy love upon me shine,
like a gentl'r phaser beam?
When willst thine lens begin to fog
with passion's heat-caus'd steam?

Oh, borg, my borg,
how soon can I caress thine gear so strong
Why must thou make me sit right here
and for thy presence long?
Soon, I pray, you will come
and show me your Borg-made rocket
and we together will learn, my love,
if it fits a human's socket.

Send back:
I was the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender yourself. I will add my biological distinctiveness to your own (which may require multiple nano-probe injections). I will adapt to satisfy you. Resistance is favorable.

Archived Post 02-08-2010 06:03 PM

I was really hoping for a crude, not so subtle, reference to sex using the words "assimilation" and "nano probes" but I guess this will do.

Archived Post 02-08-2010 06:07 PM

I wish I had a girlfriend. :(


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