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Archived Post 02-11-2010 05:01 PM

No Retail Box - the poem
 
No Retail Box!

Started playing in pre-release to my delight
Those klingons at first was quite a fright!
Grinding real quick, I made Lt Commander!
Cut off day came, no box yet, what a disaster!
I see the box with my number tracking
Crossing the country, slowly, speed lacking
Delivery tomorrow UPS reports
But the east coast is crippled, total mess of sorts
Two blizzards hit us, some people are dead
I shoveled so much it put me in bed
My bud, he calls wakening me up
Need help killing evil Orions yup, yup
He knows my problem already you see
I think he misses chatting about STO with me
Internet space ships I want to fly
But just the forums for me, I want to cry
My bud says the red matter is the dope
UPS has four wheel drive I hope!
If they canít deliver the retail box to me
I WILL get to them before they close and flee
Even with pre and lifetime Cryptic closed the door
If I canít get it tomorrow, this weekend will be a bore
But if I do, it is out to space I am off
Flying my new cruiser called U.S.S. Haselhoff! :eek:

Archived Post 02-11-2010 07:31 PM

Nice!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redshirt-Deadshirt (Post 2049481)
I shoveled so much it put me in bed

It's nothing compared to what some get:
http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/1060856.html


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