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Archived Post 02-23-2010 12:18 PM

Bits of wisdom from the curdled brain
 
That fits my avatar

(note: long)
Quote:

"I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night."
-Sarah Williams
One that belongs well with this board

Quote:

"I believe in both sides of the issue. That is why I argue effectively. Fewer enemies that way, too."
-Ian 'Sings of the Blood Moons'
Quote:

Be fearful, those who see what I do and agree with what I say, for I am mad.
-me
Quote:

A young man wrote to Mozart and said, "Herr Mozart, I am thinking of writing symphonies. Can you give me any suggestions as to how to get started?"
Mozart responded, "A symphony is a very complex musical form, perhaps you should begin with some simple lieder and work your way up to a symphony."
"But Herr Mozart, you were writing symphonies when you were 8 years old."
"But I never asked anybody how."
Dunno what its from but I liked it

Quote:

"Craziness is in the eyes of the beholder."
-sybil/monique
Quote:

"If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him."
-George Carlin
Quote:

"Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool."
-Erehwon
Quote:

"A lunatic may be 'soothed,' as it is called, for a time. But in the
end, he is apt to become obstreperous. His cunning too is proverbial and
great. If he has a project in view, he conceals his design with a marvelous
wisdom; and the dexterity with which he counterfeits sanity presents to
the metaphysician one of the most singular problems in the study of the
mind. When a madman appears to be thoroughly sane, indeed, it is high time
to put him in a straightjacket."
-E.A. Poe "The System of Dr. Tarr and Prof. Fether"
I like that one

Quote:

"A man feared he might find an assassin;
Another that he might find a victim.
One was more wise than the other."
-Stephen Crane
Quote:

"There's a pleasure sure
in being mad
Which none but madmen know..."
-John Dryden
Quote:

"Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it is the only one you have."
-Emile Chartier
Quote:

"When a Malkavian speaks, listen. When a Malkavian acts, leave.
When two Malkavians gather, run."
-Gangrel, on Malkavians
Quote:

"To distinguish the real from the unreal, one must experience them both."
-Erehwon
Quote:

"If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and shoot
other people in the eyes."
-Prizm
Quote:

"Reality and I had a fundamental differing of opinions. We're currently
undergoing trial separation."
-Lothriel the PIXIE
Quote:

"SANITY IS THE PLAYGROUND FOR THE UNIMAGINATIVE"
-Joop Jeans
Quote:

"You are NOT thinking! You're merely being rational!"
-Niels Bohr, to Albert Einstein
Quote:

"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides
us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct. My
own feeling is that it is not crazy enough."
-Niels Bohr
Quote:

"Isn't sanity just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean, all you get
is that one trick--rational thinking--but when you're good and crazy,
well, the sky's the limit!"
-The Tick
Quote:

"Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. But give a man a stick
of dynamite and at least he'll die with his stomach full."
-Puck
TL: DR - Go up and read
That is all for now.

Archived Post 02-23-2010 03:28 PM

Guess my form of humor isnt shared lol

Archived Post 02-23-2010 03:57 PM

tl;dc

10chars

Archived Post 02-23-2010 04:12 PM

The dynamite one at the end is my favorite XD

Archived Post 02-24-2010 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gungin_garbonzo
tl;dc

10chars

I included that at the end but thx fer the bump

Archived Post 02-24-2010 05:35 AM

I prefer my brains poached.


Braaaaaaaaaaaaaains.

Archived Post 02-24-2010 05:50 AM

Quote:

"When I die, I want to go peacefully. Like my grandfather did. In his sleep.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
-Jack Handey, SNL
Quote:

" 'We are lunatics from the hospital up the highway, psycho-ceramics, the
cracked pots of mankind. Would you like me to decipher a Rorschach
for you? No? You must hurry on? Ah, he's gone. Pity.' He turned to
McMurphy. 'Never before did I realize that mental illness could have the
aspect of power, POWER. Think of it: perhaps the more insane a man is,
the more powerful he could become.' "
-Ken Kesey, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
Quote:

"Springfield Psychiatry- Because there may not be bugs all over you."
-The Simpsons
Quote:

"Comfort, committment, marriage...what do all these things have in
common? The letter 'C'. Well, except for marriage. And if people get all
British when they get hit over the head, what do British people get? I
know! Comatose! Another 'C'..."
-The Tick
Quote:

"If you take a frown and turn it upside-down, the person you are holding by
the ankles will probably pass out after a while."
-Patton Moonstone
Quote:

"Sanity is relative. For some of us, it's just a distant cousin."
-B.J. Zanzibar
Quote:

"What you see with your eyes is only the surface of reality; look deeper."
-Tanis, Star Trek:Voyager
Quote:

molokov: "The man is utterly mad! You're playing a lunatic."
the russian: "That's the problem: he's a brilliant lunatic, and you can
never tell which way he'll jump, like his game is impossible to analyze.
You can't dissect him, predict him...which of course means he's not a
lunatic at all."
-Chess, the musical
(keep it under your hat)

Quote:

TUGWELL'S BASIC ASSUMPTION: Reality is a hypothesis.
Quote:

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
-Lewis Caroll, Alice in Wonderland
The truely mad know themselves sane and see the reality that its everyone else that has the problem

Quote:

"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be mowed down in the crossfire."
-The Nanotech Chronicles by Michael Flynn
Bye for now

Archived Post 02-24-2010 07:17 AM

If dynamite didn't solve your problem, you obviously are no using enough.


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