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Archived Post 03-10-2010 10:12 PM

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!
 
Today the man is 70! Let the Norris Jokes BEGIN!

Archived Post 03-11-2010 02:42 AM

I wasn't aware that this was the barrens chat.

Archived Post 03-11-2010 05:18 AM

In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.

Archived Post 03-11-2010 05:26 AM

If Chuck Norris had starred in 300, it would have been called 1.

Archived Post 03-11-2010 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Woebetide
If Chuck Norris had starred in 300, it would have been called 1.

And the famous line would have been; "THIS... IS... CHUCK's.... HOUSE!!!!!!"
And he would have roundhouse kicked the guy into the pit.

Archived Post 03-11-2010 08:50 AM

silly rabbit, chuck norris doesn't have a birthday, he's always existed, he's only 70 because he chose to make his self known 70 years ago.

Archived Post 03-11-2010 11:03 AM

Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas

Archived Post 03-11-2010 12:58 PM

I heard this one on the radio today...Chuck Norris didn't turn 70...70 turned Chuck Norris.

Archived Post 03-11-2010 03:12 PM

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world who can email you a Roundhouse Kick.

Archived Post 03-11-2010 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonathanMax
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world who can email you a Roundhouse Kick.

Chuck Norris doesn't need anti-virus.

Corrolary; If you try to rick-roll chuck Norris, it returns on you with 10x roundhouse force.


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