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Archived Post 03-12-2010 12:52 PM

I am a Borg
 
Okay, new thread.
I am a plain ol' generic Borg. Ummm. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated and all that. Your characteristics will be assimilated into the collective.

So... When I assimilate you, what will I get?
ex: I assimlate a bunny. I am now a borg with Big ears.
next troll: I assimilate an Orion Slave Girl. I am now a big eared green Borg
etc... hilarity ensues

So For Starters, something boring.
I assimilate a twinkie. I am now a cream-filled Borg.
next!

Archived Post 03-12-2010 01:00 PM

You assimilate an anime girl. You now have huge eyes and large breasts.

Archived Post 03-12-2010 01:15 PM

You assimilate Cap'n K'Nuckles. You are addicted to candy, and have become significantly less intelligent.

Archived Post 03-12-2010 01:15 PM

You assimilate the movie Gigli.

*borg collective destroyed*

Archived Post 03-12-2010 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MycroftHolmes (Post 2354845)
Okay, new thread.
I am a plain ol' generic Borg. Ummm. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated and all that. Your characteristics will be assimilated into the collective.
!

Then you thread should have been titled We are the borg since collective and all that :eek:

Archived Post 03-12-2010 03:12 PM

You assimilate an AGX-04 production type...

Now you are;

GIANT

RED

and

AWESOME


and cream filled, with big breasts, knuckles hands and hopefully screening the early version of Gigi in your head....

Archived Post 03-12-2010 03:16 PM

You assimilate me and find yourself posting online more often than assimilating other sentient species.

Archived Post 03-12-2010 04:44 PM

You assimilate CHAT:eek:
Q: Your tiny brain is too small to comprehend the chaos that would ensue.

Archived Post 03-12-2010 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MycroftHolmes (Post 2354845)
Okay, new thread.

So For Starters, something boring.
I assimilate a twinkie. I am now a cream-filled Borg.
next!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ravenstein (Post 2354909)
You assimilate an anime girl. You now have huge eyes and large breasts.

...it only took 1 post for this to get nsfw.
a creme filled, large breasted, girl with large eyes....*consighns you to 7chan.*

Archived Post 03-12-2010 04:49 PM

You assimilate Chat.
And that's the end of that.
And rhymes sucks when made by a Chat in a hat.


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