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Archived Post 03-16-2010 11:03 PM

Murphy's Forum/Internet Laws
 
1; No matter how low you have set the floor of 'stupidity' someone will find a way to force it to new depths.

2; The lie-to-truth ratio is approximately OVER NINE THOUSSSAAAAAAANNND to one.

3; A meme is not considered 'done to death' until someone actually dies of overexposure to it.

4; The stupidity of a response post is directly proportional to the amount of effort you spent carefully constructing your logical argument.

4.5; If you sufficiently overload the mind of a troll with too much logic the default response is somewhere between monosyllabic and 'ur mom' (known as the 'Your mom corollary')

5; Anonymity + Audience = fudge-wad

5.5; This is your brain, this is your brain on interwebs. (Known as the aspergers corollary)

6; Wikipedia; (n) an internet resource to fuel arguments with enough premises and techno-babble so as to redirect attention away from the inherent fallacies of the poster's argument.

7; TV-Tropes; (n) the definitive guide to life on the internet. (Known as the Hitchhikers Guide to the interwebs)

8; Originality is rarer than hens' teeth

9; If application of clever witty insults does not produce desired results, you aren't using enough vitriol.

10; The internet eats your life.

Archived Post 03-16-2010 11:12 PM

No Godwins?

Archived Post 03-16-2010 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gash-jackel (Post 2381754)
No Godwins?

Ok how about these;

1; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance it will derail offtopic

2; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of flames

3; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of someone receiving an infraction

4; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of a lock

5; The more pages a troll thread has, the more the likliehood you will see the words;
'in b4 lock'
'can haz ur stuff'
and
'cool story bro'

:D

(Note; most of these do not apply in Ten Forward where the laws of the universe are rescinded)

Archived Post 03-16-2010 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan_Kent (Post 2381770)
Ok how about these;

1; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance it will derail offtopic

2; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of flames

3; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of someone receiving an infraction

4; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of a lock

5; The more pages a troll thread has, the more the likliehood you will see the words;
'in b4 lock'
'can haz ur stuff'
and
'cool story bro'

:D

(Note; most of these do not apply in Ten Forward where the laws of the universe are rescinded)


'cool story bro' :D

Archived Post 03-17-2010 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan_Kent (Post 2381770)
Ok how about these;

1; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance it will derail offtopic

2; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of flames

3; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of someone receiving an infraction

4; The longer a thread proceeds the greater the chance of a lock

5; The more pages a troll thread has, the more the likliehood you will see the words;
'in b4 lock'
'can haz ur stuff'
and
'cool story bro'

:D

(Note; most of these do not apply in Ten Forward where the laws of the universe are rescinded)

You don't even need a full page before going off topic here. :)

Archived Post 03-17-2010 05:51 AM

cool story bro

Archived Post 03-17-2010 06:14 AM

Didn't click it...

No wait. Ah who am I kiddin' I ain't no troll.

Archived Post 03-17-2010 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaintHazard (Post 2382592)
cool story bro

Brool Story Co. :p

Archived Post 03-17-2010 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan_Kent (Post 2383524)
Brool Story Co. :p

Stool bory co.

Archived Post 03-17-2010 09:09 AM

In b4 derai---- never mind.
:rolleyes:


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