Am I Canadian?
Here's why I ask the question.
I don't watch Hockey. Don't hate it, just not a fan.
I don't like Canadian Bacon/AKA Back Bacon. Bleh. Give me those crispy strips of true bacon anyday.
I don't normally drink beer, but when I do I drink Dos Equis. Stay thristy my friends. No really though, much prefer just about any drink to beer.
I don't say "Aboot" and don't use the typical Eh or Budday that southpark has laden us with.
I use maple syrup on my pancakes because it is much better than corn syrup, not because its the Canadian way.
However I can be over apologetic.
Help me, I'm suffering a nation identity crisis! :p
Look, People have ot get this stright,
there is back or streaky bacon, if you get the full rasher you get both. both are good but only when very thinly cut.
Sweet cure, then smoked, bad for me? yes. delicous beyond all resonable mesures? Oh god yes.
Corban, you sound canadian to me.
Isn't it only newfies that say aboot anyway?
only when you feel the urge to vote republican and own more guns than underpants should you worry.
I think, you secretly from Kentucky.
That is all.
So go guzzle some more syrup and eat another pancake, before you cut down a tree.
Only one true way to test if you sre canadian or not....Did Vince Screw Bret?
Do you still end every sentence with "eh?"
Do you use the word "hoser" ?
Do you think "hoser" is a real word?
Do you believe Canadian bacon to be in fact bacon and not a malnourished pork chop?
Does your insurance company offer moose collision coverage?
If you answered yes to one of more of these you are in fact 100% pure Canadian.
What aboot the beady-eye stereotype? Actually, I've only heard that one a handful of times...and don't even know how it applies to Canadians.
1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".
2. . You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."
3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
4. You drink Pop, not Soda.
5. You know that a Mickey and 24's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"
6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars .
7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical
11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
12. You brag to Americans that; Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike Myers are Canadians. ... also , Alex Trebec, David Foley, Matthew Perry etc.etc.
13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
14. You know what a toque is.
15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".
17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still Winter, and road work.
19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".
22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.
23. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite
25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends! Then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them!
Your sounds aren't very Canadian sounding. Only sometimes.
And for those of you who don't speak Erica, my sister translates this to, "your accent isn't very strong, but you still have one."
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