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Archived Post 01-04-2011 07:16 AM

Jolly Ranchers: The Candy of EVIL!
 
Got a few on Christmas. Anyone else slowly suck them until they're a jagged pointy blade? Then they slice open your tongue and top of your mouth as you move your tongue? I don't do it on purpose. It's just what happens! So many cuts!

*pops in another Jolly Rancher*

Archived Post 01-04-2011 07:17 AM

As the old mother's advice goes: if it hurts, don't do it!

Archived Post 01-04-2011 07:25 AM

Try peroxide to clean the wound.......dont be a baby it only stings for a second.....

Archived Post 01-04-2011 07:27 AM

Peroxide in my mouth? Pft only weaklings do stuff like clean their wounds. The next thing you'll tell me will be to wash my hands after I go or something crazy like that.

Archived Post 01-04-2011 07:39 AM

Actually I was going to recommend whiskey to ease the pain.........was just trying to be helpful......and hey buddy I sure hope you washed yer hands before you eat that next rancher.......you don't know where that candies been.

Archived Post 01-04-2011 07:41 AM

I love certain flavors of Jolly Ranchers, though they're not as bad as jelly beans. The latter usually disappears in a short time when around me (and I wonder why I get a headache afterwords ;) ).

Archived Post 01-04-2011 07:42 AM

And remember; Johnson & Johnson rectal thermometers are personally tested!











ok, they're not really. Only "personally" as in "Inspected by bob on machine 5"...

Archived Post 01-04-2011 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MGDawson (Post 3262574)
Johnson & Johnson rectal thermometers


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Yea, but why on earth would you want to eat those.....they taste like poo......??? :confused:

Archived Post 01-04-2011 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by USS Parallax
Got a few on Christmas. Anyone else slowly suck them until they're a jagged pointy blade? Then they slice open your tongue and top of your mouth as you move your tongue? I don't do it on purpose. It's just what happens! So many cuts!

*pops in another Jolly Rancher*

I suck on them for a bit, then I get bored and bite. That is when it gets painful.

Archived Post 01-04-2011 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Capulet (Post 3262644)
I suck on them for a bit, then I get bored and bite. That is when it gets painful.

I heard that about you.


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