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Archived Post 04-12-2012 11:08 PM

Another questionable Doff name...
 
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/251/titz.jpg

*sigh* :D

Archived Post 04-12-2012 11:26 PM

I got one named "Pork" the other day.

I reckon the game knows if you're Jewish.....I must play kosher and it doesn't like it.


Maybe I can give you a Pork if you give me some Tit.

Archived Post 04-13-2012 08:22 AM

What's so wrong about being named after a non-sentient avian species from Earth? Other Ferengi might think your parents were a bit loony, but that's about it.

Archived Post 04-13-2012 08:25 AM

*double palm to face* Really , this offends you, Really? There is no hope for society.

Archived Post 04-13-2012 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanNewBoy (Post 4159266)
*double palm to face* Really , this offends you, Really? There is no hope for society.

He put a smiley face, so hopefully he wasn't actually offended, LOL.

When I get some spare time I'm going to do through my roster and post some. I save all the funny ones, I probably have 20 or 25 of them. They really are the only green, white, or even blues I keep around these days (with 200+ purps, they rarely get used).

Archived Post 04-13-2012 09:12 AM

Oh, I'm not offended at all. I just found it amusing.

I'm hoping to get another one so I could have a pair. :D

Archived Post 04-13-2012 09:22 AM

I never get these funnily named DOFFs! It's not fair! :(

Archived Post 04-13-2012 09:54 AM

Here are a few of the better ones I have collected that have interesting, Star Trek, or names that if you have a dirty mind sound like/look like other words (if I haven't provided an explanation, then best to google and keep to yourself lest we get censored LOL):

Stunn (Vulcan Projectile Weapons Off)
Sh'isell (As in shizzle my nizzle, LOL)
F'eel
Brat
F'okk
Bukkae
Pep
Pork
Tit
Sir
Data
Nero
Tala Gram (Telegram, LOL)
*****
Horenose (Karemma Female)
Poudun (Po'dunk, LOL)
Boned (Tellarite female, so I doubt very much LOL)
Dita
Hormen
Fug

Edit: ROFL, the **** one is funny, because it's a common name for a female hygiene product, but it's misspelled by several letters. Too funny that it's blocked, I guess they also block popular mis-spellings, too, LOL.

Archived Post 04-13-2012 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by rickyb76
I never get these funnily named DOFFs! It's not fair! :(

I hear ya, I see these post all the time with all these cool DO names, but my DO have either "normal" names or really stupid, unpronounceable names...

Archived Post 04-13-2012 10:12 AM

Ahhh... good times!
-Spaam, my Vulcan Science Officer
-Bored, Tellarite Security Officer


Oh, and I have two Tosk's... in two different departments. *L*


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