Yo Dawg, Heard You Liked Carriers
 

So we put a carrier in your escort so you could launch pets while you pew pew pew!

And there's a soft-serve machine in the trunk!

The soft serve machine is the real selling point, since people have had the opportunity to be spamming Scorpion fighters and Peregrine wings from their escorts for quite a while now. Pets aren't exactly new. :rolleyes:

Spinning rims on the bussard collectors? Hydraulics on the saucer section?

Spinning plastic hubcaps, yes spubcaps, would make it muy tres chic.

Nah, spinning rim on the saucer and hydraulics on the nacelles. Wait... the Intrepid class already has the hydraulics on the nacelles...

Janeway knew how to pimp her ride.

There's a soft-serve machine?! Sweet! Have my Replicator replaced at once!

Step 1: Complain about lack of fed carriers
Step 2: Fed carriers are introduced
Step 3: Complain about fed carriers
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit!

^Hahahaha total win xD

If I may, for a second as a serious question...

What would it take for me to get some sort of "addition" that would allow me to have my soft-serve with a hard chocolate shell on it?