What kinds of thoughts do you get when playing?
Long title, but when you are thinking or playing the game, doing various things, do you have certain thoughts or images pop into your mind?
A bit confusing of a question, but here's an example I have:
When I'm sitting at an Academy, grinding up DOFFs, I tend to get a rather gruesome picture in my mind about 5 poor, unfortunate common duty officers being ground up in a giant meat grinder a la Pink Floyd's, 'Another Brick in the Wall'.
Rather nasty I admit, but I can't help but think about that a lot of the time I am doing that.
Anybody else have interesting/weird thoughts and such about anything in the game?
When I was doing exploration missions the other day, I enter a system and one of my officers tells me there's a planet here and we should approach it and investigate.
I'm thinking "It's a trap! BOMB THE PLANET!!!"
Unfortunately there is never an option for planetary bombardment... And several minutes later I'm scanning energy-emitting fungus. I tell you we should have bombed the planet.
"I wish I could do a Barrel Roll....."
When will I have enough zen to buy something.
When will they have something I want to buy.
Why don't orion women wear trousers ? theres a permanent draught up their loin cloths that comes from nowhere
How come you get Ferengi bar tenders on a Klingon starbase?? did they bid lowest??
Why is my Chief engineer stuck in the Wall again ?? (not recently actually we fired that guy)
Why can't i replicate a cheese sandwich?
Do Ferengi think joined Trill are "Dinner and entertainment"?
Where are all the Male Orions??
Does starfleet issue padded bras or has cosmetic surgery become compulsory?
Why is YODA in ESD?
Usually one or more of the following:
Kyokyoku! Gespenst! Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!
No matter how thick your armour... I have but to pierce it!
Oh look, yet another <enter mis-spelling of enterprise here>, how original! -.-
Ware wa R?tsel, R?tsel Feinschmecker.
Think I got 'em all xD
I don't know why. But each time I am hailed by Admiral Quinn, I instinctively say aloud in a looong deep voice... "Quinnnnnnnney" - and hold up jazz hands. I have no idea why I do this.
I normally sit in my ready room and think what or who should I feed to my carnivorous fish... then I summon a red shirt ensign. The conversation usually follows these lines.
"Ensign I need you to clean the fish tank, I know it is a thankless job, but I trust you will be gentle and not injure my fish."
"Yes Sir, Captain Rox, I will begin immediately!", they always respond with a big stupid smile. The kiss ups are always good for a few laughs. Then as I leave the room, I listen at the door for the faint sounds of screaming.
I look at it as a test of their metal. If they survive, it will make them better officer material. What doesn't kill you, will make you stronger... so what if you have one or two artificial limbs. If they don't survive, then I have a standard accident report. I just fill out the name and date and Starfleet seems to expect those on a regular basis.
When on KDF seeing red UI
"More bloodwine!" *takes a swig of whiskey and continues spewing DHC fire everywhere*
"Yamato - HA SHIN!"
FED in sector space:
Are we there yet?
Omg, my room really is a mess.
Why are there no toilets on my ship?
FED in space combat:
U no give me lockboxes!?
After this is done I'm gonna scan some anomaly's.
FED on ground:
*spams spacebar* ''LOOK AT ME I'M JUMPING LOL''
I love my dual phaser pistols, they look so awesome.
I've seen this place before...
FED in ground combat:
U no give me lockboxes!?
*Pokemon battle music.
I have yet to play KDF :)
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