On the first day of Shore Leave my Redshirt gave to me: A Starship in a
Christmas tree.
On the second day of Shore Leave my Redshirt gave to me:Two core breaches.
And a Starship in a Christmas tree.
On the third day of Shore Leave my Redshirt gave to me: Three decks damaged.
Two core breaches, and a Starship in a Christmas tree.
On the fourth day of Shore Leave my Redshirt gave to me: Four calling Combadges.
Three decks damaged, two core breaches, and a Starship in a Christmas tree.
On the fifth day of Shore Leave my Redshirt gave to me: Five Gold-Pressed Latinum!
Four calling Combadges, three decks damaged, two core breaches, and a Starship in a Christmas tree.
On the sixth day of Shore Leave my Redshirt gave to me: Six Tribbles a Cooing.
Five Gold-Pressed Latinum! Four calling Combadges, three decks damaged, two core breaches, and a Starship in a Christmas tree.
On the seventh day of Shore Leave my Redshirt gave to me: Seven of Nine.
Six Tribbles a Cooing, five Gold-Pressed Latinum! Four calling Combadges, three decks damaged, two core breaches, and a Starship in a Christmas tree.
On the eighth day of Shore Leave my Redshirt gave to me: Eight Mariachi bands.
Seven of Nine, six Tribbles a Cooing, five Gold-Pressed Latinum! Four calling Combadges, three decks damaged, two core breaches, and a Starship in a Christmas tree.
On the Ninth day of Shore Leave my Redshirt gave to me: Nine green babes.
Eight Mariachi bands, Seven of Nine, six Tribbles a Cooing, five Gold-Pressed Latinum! Four calling Combadges, three decks damaged, two core breaches, and a Starship in a Christmas tree.
On the Tenth day of Shore Leave my Redshirt gave to me: Ten holograms performing.
Nine green babes, eight Mariachi bands, Seven of Nine, six Tribbles a Cooing, five Gold-Pressed Latinum! Four calling Combadges, three decks damaged, two core breaches, and a Starship in a Christmas tree.
On the Eleventh day of Shore Leave my Redshirt gave to me: Eleven Stem Bolts.
Ten holograms performing, nine green babes, eight Mariachi bands, Seven of Nine, six Tribbles a Cooing, five Gold-Pressed Latinum! Four calling Combadges, three decks damaged, two core breaches, and a Starship in a Christmas tree.
On the Twelfth day of Shore Leave my Redshirt gave to me: Twelve spacial anomalies.
Eleven Stem Bolts, ten holograms performing, nine green babes, eight Mariachi bands, Seven of Nine, six Tribbles a Cooing, five Gold-Pressed Latinum! Four calling Combadges, three decks damaged, two core breaches,
And a Starship in a Christmas tree.
