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voporak 01-04-2013 11:27 AM

Funniest mission fails
 
Let me tell the story in third-person narrative style...

Two diplomats and a security guard arrive at a third-party peace talk meeting. While the talks are going on, the security guard wanders out of the room to get a drink of water. When she comes back she's holding something and says, "Hey guys, look what I found! A pipe bomb!"

Sadly, she was the only fatality. Her bright red uniform, now burned, was later given to her family.

The End.


One of my officers was once injured while scanning.

markhawkman 01-04-2013 01:13 PM

I once had an EPIC disaster that killed four guys.... I wish I could remember what the assignment was, but it had 5 slots...(not colonists)

gerwalk0769 01-04-2013 01:22 PM

Thanks Markhawkman-

The Reman Space set fails (4 fails) where I used purple and blue doffs with appropriate attributes. The intent to keep me PUGging the shuttle event for resources was hilarious. Also the inability for Purple doffs with appropriate attributes to successfully wrap presents.

markhawkman 01-04-2013 01:49 PM

I think he meant Doff mission fails...

lordmalak1 01-04-2013 02:23 PM

Hmm, would have to be the salvage minefield mission- which ended in a failure and all my blue explosive expert DOFFs got killed.

>>>The first time I realized that DOFF assignments can be fatal. Alright, wasn't funny but I laught about it now.

psycoticvulcan 01-04-2013 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lordmalak1 (Post 7356381)
Hmm, would have to be the salvage minefield mission- which ended in a failure and all my blue explosive expert DOFFs got killed.

>>>The first time I realized that DOFF assignments can be fatal. Alright, wasn't funny but I laught about it now.

I thought colored Doffs couldn't be killed?

bberge1701 01-04-2013 02:39 PM

DOFF Mission fail
 
If you fail the mission "Authorize Shipboard Concert", the concert is so bad there's a sharp increase in the use of amnesia-inducing drugs among the crew. (Unfortunately, I don't remember the exact wording, it's been a while since I've done that one.)

lordmalak1 01-04-2013 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psycoticvulcan (Post 7356521)
I thought colored Doffs couldn't be killed?

Things might've changed since pre-S6.


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