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themarie 01-11-2013 01:56 PM

Ambassodor Class Joke And Humor Thread
 
Compiled from various in-game chats.

1) The free version of the Ambassador Class will come with special console "Yesterday's Enterprise." When activated, this will kill your captain and replace him or her with an extra tactical officer. Only usable when hull is below 50%

2) The Zen Store Tactical Version includes special console "That'll Be The Day." Causes your captain to vault over the bridge rail, bypass the damaged subsystems and return fire as the ship burns up around him or her. Only useable when hull is less than 2%.

3) The Zen Store Science Version includes a Rift Generator Console that allows the ship to be temporally displaced in time by 50 years. This allows you to repair and rearm before returning to the current time-frame. Activates at random without warning, and may not work as intended.

4) The Zen Store Engineering version will have an Exploding Console Of Doom Internal Security Device. Activating this device will remove ASSIMILATE SHIP, BOARDING PARTY and other related debuffs. Device will also permanently delete one or more BOFFs.

5) Using all four consoles on a Zen Store version will unlock special mode "Lets Make Sure History Never Forgets The Name... Enterprise!" This allows you to summon the USS Enterprise from a random era (Classic, Motion Picture, A, B, C, D, E, or F) to fight along side you for 90 seconds. Only usable when hull is below 30%.


:D

This just in: There will be a special reputation-project unlock console called the "I QUIT" Button. Pressing this will cause one of your less-used BOFFs to jump into a pit of black sludge and reappear three seasons later. As a member of an enemy faction. As his or her own daughter. CAN ONLY BE USED ONCE.

tajrek 01-11-2013 02:04 PM

LOL thanks that made me laugh and made me think....

I think it'd be funny if there was a 1% chance to phase out of reality for 5 secs causing a 20% resist for the duration but killing half of your current crew . LOL.

captiandata1 01-11-2013 02:04 PM

funny post

themarie 01-11-2013 02:07 PM

Please do not lynch me if they actually release these consoles. :D

altechachan 01-11-2013 02:14 PM

I would so key-bind the four consoles just so I can do #5 over and over again.

Thanks for the chuckle, themarie. =)

drogyn1701 01-11-2013 02:16 PM

Has a special console that makes Denise Crosby magically appear in your living room as if had always been there. Side effects include visits from Whoopy Goldberg.

Special tactical version, the U.S.S. Ambadassador, available in the c-store.

themarie 01-11-2013 02:23 PM

Please note that in the German version of the game, activating #5 triggers a 50% chance to summon an Enterprise that will decloak along side you and "Buff You Ahhhuuuppp"

:D

squatsauce 01-11-2013 03:27 PM

I think this idea would be improved if whatever bridge officer was randomly deleted by the console would reappear later as "Empress Sela" regardless of race or gender.

themarie 01-11-2013 06:13 PM

I've seen this go by a couple times on twitter.

Thanks. :D

theonerussian762 01-11-2013 06:37 PM

red matter generator, engineering console, creates a black whole that sucks up enemies but has a 50% chance to have an encounter with the Nerada.....


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