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messahla 03-23-2013 03:11 AM

RIP Chuck Norris' Beard
 
I just read an article in the news and chuck norris' beard is no more :(

Lets bow our heads in silence and rememberence in honor of the beard

Yes friends the beard that struck fear in the hearts of evil doers everywhere
has went to that great barber shop in the sky

What surprises me is that chuck norris' beard actually allowed itself to be shaved :eek:

neoakiraii 03-23-2013 03:47 AM

There is no point to life anymore.:)

sander233 03-23-2013 04:23 PM

There isn't another fist under there. It really is just a chin.

WHAT ELSE HAVE THEY LIED ABOUT

sollvax 03-23-2013 05:00 PM

As I understand it the other fist and the beard have been given their freedom and are planning on running for governor of Texas

tpalelena 03-23-2013 05:05 PM

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! -Darth Vader

pompouluss 03-23-2013 11:24 PM

Well look everybody likes beards but this strikes me as sort of odd because Chuck Norris didn't always have a beard anyway.

On the other hand, the most notable thing he did before he got the beard was get the crap kicked out of him by Bruce Lee, so maybe there's something to this beard thing.

mimey2 03-24-2013 09:53 AM

Or maybe...possibly, the beard has gone on vacation? I mean, even it would need a break once in awhile.

centersolace 03-24-2013 11:44 AM

Nah, The Beard has just gone on a journey of self discovery with Rhianna, Winston Churchill, and Bob Ross. They will return in the year 2015 with the secret to happiness, world peace, and the location of the city of Atlantis.

daveyny 03-24-2013 11:48 AM

Is it sad that I know who Bob Ross is? :o

deyvad 03-24-2013 11:48 AM

Fact: Chuck Norris didn't shave, he told his beard to recede back under the skin.

didn't take long for the beard to recede, it's F. Chuck Norris!


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