Lets create smart alternative names for STO and smart and creative sentences.
 

This Head Start program is more like a Head STOP program! *dun dun dun dun* (drums and metal drum thing to signify a joke!)

Is this Star Trek Online or Star Trek OFFline!? *dun dun dun dun* (You've NEVER seen that before!)

Did I just order a Lifetime Subscription or a DOWNtime Subscription!? *dun dun dun dun* (GET IT!?)

How many hours does it take to play STO? Lets find out! One... Two... Three... CRUNCH.... The world may never know. *dun dun dun dun* (CULTURE REFERENCES MAKE ME PRO)

Why did Star Trek Online cross the road? To get more downtime. *dun dun dun dun* (this joke will make ANY KFC fan laugh)

What's the difference between a Star Trek Online server and Gene Roddenberry? Nothing, they're both dead. *dun dun dun dun* (too far?)

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I'm comedy GOLD!

LOL awesome.

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edit: you edited just as i posted, and i thought some of the jokes were kinda funny.

i really enjoy these CRY MORE threads :)

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Yes Captain Kavok!