||01-31-2010 03:56 PM
This reminds me of a joke:
Thor comes down to Midgard to have a night on the town. While he's drinking a group of bikers under the table in a bar, a woman catches his eye and, being a god, he woos her and they go back to her place. After a night of nooky, he slides his arm out from under her and heads back up to Asgard.
Well, he starts feeling guilty. "I've ruined this lass for other men," he muses. You see, he had forgotten to tell her he was a god. What man could ever match his stamina and general skill in the sack, after all? The more he thought about it, the more he realized he had to go back and explain things to her.
So he hops back down to her apartment and finds her still in her bed, laying in the crater they'd made in the mattress the night before. "Woman, I have something to tell you," he proclaimed. "I . . . am Thor!"
From the crater he heard her cry, "You think you're thore, I can't even thit up!"
Something tells me that wasn't what this thread was about, though.