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Archived Post 02-02-2010 02:15 PM

You know you have played STO too much, when...
 
- you introduce yourself to strangers as (firstname)@(lastname)...

- ...and then ask them where Sulu is

- you sit in a bar, drunk and crying over the fact that you canīt find your "Connie"

- you throw silver glitter at robbers to placate them and make your escape

- you then run away from them shouting "evasive maneuver, evasive maneuver" *

- you put your cat in your bag together with a banana split, and then wonder why it hasnīt multiplied next time you check on it

- you donīt take a break at work, you take a downtime

- you tell people that your favourite sport is Fedball

- you see someone in a hospital whoīs on life support, and you go over and ask him if heīs a lifer, because he looks like a liberated Borg (itīs all about the tubes...)

- you buy a car and ask the salesman from which Narcelles you can choose

- you see an old lady with her dog and ask her if her pet was a Del Taco promotion


* who remember the "Boots of escaping"? :D



Sorry guys (and girls), Iīm bored and tired ;)

Archived Post 02-02-2010 02:16 PM

If you watch a UFC match and see yellow numbers come out the fighters' heads

Archived Post 02-02-2010 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SP3CTREnyc
If you watch a UFC match and see yellow numbers come out the fighters' heads

hehe, I like that ^^

see, what else...

- you take a fire extinguisher to a disco

- to refer to dating as "exploring unknown systems"

- you then point a laserpointer at your dateīs body to scan for his/her "anomalies"...

Archived Post 02-02-2010 10:37 PM

When you win a fistfight, or get in a car accident, you peruse the other person/car for the yellow orb containing your loot. (Double points if it was an accident, and you take the car battery, QQing that all you got was a stupid battery.)


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