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Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 3,938
# 18
06-26-2013, 09:36 PM
"VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! He's bleedin' demised! E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! E's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket! He's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! He's f***in' snuffed it! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!