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Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 1,486
# 359
10-17-2013, 09:21 PM
First Officer: Captain, did you have to bring back a dinosaur from the Delta Sphere?

Captain(smirks and pats the neck of a velociraptor-like creature): It's our new 'Diplomatic Officer', Number One. Anyone complains about how I handle diplomatic missions, it can eat them.

First Officer: Why do I just know this thing isn't ship-broken?

Captain: Consider it a new punishment duty for wayward junior officers.
Oh, my Sarr Theln... What have they done to you?