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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 36
01-12-2010, 03:11 PM
(pushing granny glasses up on wrinkly nose)
I remember when Al Gore invented the internet. We didn't have fancy DIMMS or SIMMS, we had to add memory by putting silicon chips in an expansion board. Hard drives were 10 megs and cost around $400, and that was the way it was, and we LIKED it. We liked it fine.

And we didn't have fancy dancy Gigahertz, either. Our computers ran at 4.77 Mhz, and we LIKED it. We had to use a 400 baud modem and had connect to Prodigy to get our porn, and it took 35 hours to download one picture and you couldn't use the phone the whole time, but we LIKED it, we liked it fine.

So don't worry about getting your downloads at 4000 kb/sec, try using a slow, antiquated, useless modem and complain about that, you whippersnapper.