Thread: Tribble on BO's
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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 3
01-17-2010, 05:59 PM
I think Tribbles must excrete some kind of pharmacological psychoactive oil with extreme addictive properties. Star Fleet bridge officers are especially prone to Tribble addiction.

It's so very, very sad. I keep yelling at my Tac officer, "Put down that danged furball and pick up your phaser rifle, you buffoon!"

Alas, it does no good. I've had to ban Tribbles on my ship. On the plus side, no more unspeakable messes behind the bulkheads.