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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 1 Official Corny Joke Thread
01-30-2010, 03:05 PM
I will get it started.

Two birds on a perch one says to the other "can you smell fish?"

or

Two fish swimmiing along, one bumps into a wall and says "Dam"

or

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "Can you smell Diesel?"