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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 3
01-30-2010, 03:06 PM
Originally Posted by Xanatari
Clearly allowing us to hold down one button and keep walking is too easy! Why if we can do this then why not just have a button to autoplay the whole game for us! NO!!!! We must make it more realistic!!! We should have to tap Q and E in rythmn whilst holding W in order to walk! And if you want to run? Tap that rythmn faster!! Shift Key is Auto-NOOB!!!! Every step forward must require precision, timing and skill!! Q-E-Q-E-Q-E-Q-E AUTOWALKING IS FOR NOOBS!
We shouldn't stop there. We need to make sure BOTH hands have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. The right hand should be constantly clicking the left and right mouse button to breathe, left for in and right for out.

Or we could need to use our feet on a modified wii pad, let's be as realistic as we can, Cryptic. you slackers.