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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
Free unknown BLUE Science Officer wants to join my bridge?

YES!! AWESOME! MY FIRST BlUE OFF..ic...

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...look at him.

He looks like a Ferengi f***ed a cactus. WTF is up with his head. And those eyes. JESUS CHRIST WITH A PHASER - his contact lenses must look like dinner plates.

Oh no. Oh NO no no.

I don't think I *need* your services, sir. Just train up one of my "not going to lay eggs in your face while you're sleeping" NORMAL looking officers, and be on your way.

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.....am I a bad person?