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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
Here're the one-liners I have so far. Any others?

Wil Wheaton can take out three Vor'cha with just a runabout.
Wil Wheaton defended Starbase 24 by himself, with a phaser rifle.
Wil Wheaton disables his personal shield because it's too wussy.
Wil Wheaton measures his day by how many Gorn he bench-pressed.
An Orion fired a disruptor at Wil Wheaton and the PIRATE'S molecules flew apart.
Wil Wheaton was bored on the plane ride to PAX, so he memorized Memory Alpha.
Wil Wheaton doesn't need bridge officers.