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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 20
02-05-2010, 06:39 AM
I kill bears barehanded. I wrestle mutant crocodiles to the ground with one hand tied behind my back. I can dropkick Chuck Norris and Wil Wheaton halfway to the next parallel universe. And I weigh all of 125 pounds, soaking wet.

I am man. Hear me roar.