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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
I have to share the ingame mail I got from my wife last night. I play a Liberated Borg. Yes..I know I am very lucky

Oh borg, my borg,
with hard bits where jiggly bits oft reside,
When willst you gaze upon me
with your single laz'r'd eye?
When willst thy love upon me shine,
like a gentl'r phaser beam?
When willst thine lens begin to fog
with passion's heat-caus'd steam?

Oh, borg, my borg,
how soon can I caress thine gear so strong
Why must thou make me sit right here
and for thy presence long?
Soon, I pray, you will come
and show me your Borg-made rocket
and we together will learn, my love,
if it fits a human's socket.