My wife sent me a Borg Love Letter
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Join Date: Dec 2007
02-08-2010, 04:56 PM
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I have to share the ingame mail I got from my wife last night. I play a Liberated Borg. Yes..I know I am very lucky
Oh borg, my borg,
with hard bits where jiggly bits oft reside,
When willst you gaze upon me
with your single laz'r'd eye?
When willst thy love upon me shine,
like a gentl'r phaser beam?
When willst thine lens begin to fog
with passion's heat-caus'd steam?
Oh, borg, my borg,
how soon can I caress thine gear so strong
Why must thou make me sit right here
and for thy presence long?
Soon, I pray, you will come
and show me your Borg-made rocket
and we together will learn, my love,
if it fits a human's socket.
I was the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender yourself. I will add my biological distinctiveness to your own (which may require multiple nano-probe injections). I will adapt to satisfy you. Resistance is favorable.