So what would TNG look like in the new Timeline from the new movie?
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Join Date: Dec 2007
02-16-2010, 09:51 AM
-Ship would look less like the enterprise and more like a variable speed vibrator
-every episode would have a shocking twist that is never fully explained
-picard would be killed off several times throught the show and come back each time.
-more episodes would be "dream sequences"
-wesley would be played by Justin Long
-Borg would be even more bad-ass
-riker wouldn't settlle for troi, he would be even more of a *****....
-data would be compaitible with Mac's. And have USB support...unlike the stupid iPad.
-the finale would reveal that they were all photonics
-more lens flare
-less use of proper physics, in the interest of cool light shows.
-if the old enterpise can withstand a red matter explosion, then the new enterprise is indestructible! it will fly THROUGH planets...for funsies
-Geordi will finally get lasik eye surgery. its the future for F sake...
-tasha will still die...she was way too butch
-worf will seem less whiny and disobey more.
-the bridge would no longer have wood panels resembling and old winobago
-more lens flare....part 2
-all canon will be replaced with temporal anomalies and re-written