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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 11
02-24-2010, 11:03 AM
Originally Posted by SaintHazard View Post
Your punishment will be at the whim of seven score beautiful women of loose morals, between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five, who all have a severe phobia of clothing of any kind.

They have all been denied contact with the outside world for a full year.

Their bodies will be lightly dusted with cocaine.

We find this to be the only fitting punishment for your crime.

That is far too grievious a punishment for someone who, admittedly "doesn't do it too often."

Im late for work ALL THE TIME!!

Clearly.. this punishment should be reserved for ... for.. me!!