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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 14
03-11-2010, 05:04 PM
Originally Posted by MoonunitAlpha View Post
I am sorry... but I must.

Chuck Norris is a tool. Hes a terrible actor, and a mediocre human being at best. Bruce Lee would kick Norris's ass around the block 3 times before Norris could pull his broken arse off the ground from the first kick. If Chuck Norris were here I would look him in the eye and call him: an ignorant grandstanding D list celeb who should keep his uninformed butt out of politics and return to making infomercials. Please get the F out of my office, and out of my building before I call the cops and have you arrested for trespassing.

The mythical proportions that this damn fool has risen to is mind blowing.
That is kind of the point, humor from unproportional unrealistic situations and figures. See Monty Python.