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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 1 Sexist Transporter Chief
03-20-2010, 03:25 AM
<<From The Cpatains Office>>
<<To:Engineering Crew>>

Either the transporter chief is sexist or starfleet has really messed up on the transporter software.

Now that i wear a skirt as part of my uniform i have noticed that it transports last if i am beaming in or first if i am beaming out. Now i am sure that this is hilariously funny to the engineering crew but as your captain i do not want to show my tribble pouch to all and sundry whenever i transport.

If it keeps happening i will be firing you out of the torpedo tubes...

Into a Sun...


That is all.