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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 1 Old joke updated to fit STO
03-22-2010, 02:21 PM
A Targ hunting Story

I went targ hunting this morning but after a short time I ran out of blood worms.
Then I saw a Klingon Vesper snake with a tribble in his mouth. Now everyone knows targs love to eat tribbles, they make great targ bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the tribble in his mouth I grabbed him
right behind the head, took the tribble, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit, these snakes are mean and attack on site.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the wild without
incident and carried on targ hunting using the tribble.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with
two tribbles in his mouth.

I am still looking for my tribble cannon!