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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 13
07-14-2010, 08:36 AM
Welcome to iWin, the latest product from Appal industries.

iWin is the revolutionary successor to such technologies as the 'Easy Button'

iWin is much more powerful than any of its predecessors, giving you the ability to instantly win anything, all from a simple one-button multi-touch screen encased in carbon fiber and chrome.

Get your iWin online today by going to any webforum where developers care about what you say and complaining loudly

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