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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 25
08-18-2010, 11:39 AM
Pfft, wraith. TNG standard procedure:

*boom boom*
"Sir we're under attack, shields down to 15%"
"Hail them."
"No response sir!"
*boom boom*
"Shields failed sir, small children being sucked out hull breaches on all decks!"
"Captain this is engineering, the warp core will explode in 8 seconds!"
"Mr Riker."
"Mr Worf, fire phasers on minimum power"
*pew pew*
"Direct hit sir, enemy ship spontaneously vaporized"