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Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 26
01-01-2011, 02:30 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, and various transgendered species...AFCTF is proud to present the world premiere of Jingle Borg - written by, and performed by, The Ten Forward Carollers.

Have a listen here!

Dashing through the ship, as it's losing power,
Suddenly you beam onto the Khitomer.
Sylar makes you scan his wounded, dying crew,
And now you're off to fight some Borg, and fire hazards too!

Jingle Borg, Jingle Borg, Stun them all today,
And take out that Interlink, or they won't go away!
Jingle Borg, Jingle Borg, Stun them all today,
And take out that Interlink, or they won't go away!

Go to the Engine Room, and fight the Borg off there,
They're scary Swedish cyborgs without any hair.
Choose your first BO, Everyone picks Tac,
And then you're back out into space and ready to fight back!

Jingle Borg, Jingle Borg, Stun them all today,
And take out that Interlink, or they won't go away!
Jingle Borg, Jingle Borg, Stun them all today,
And take out that Interlink, or they won't go away!

Fly up to the Bohr, the Oakland, Kelvin too.
Get in close enough to beam out all the crew.
Then go to Montreal, the ship and not the place,
Then get them to the Seacole, and we're off in this race.

Jingle Borg, Jingle Borg, Stun them all today,
And take out that Interlink, or they won't go away!
Jingle Borg, Jingle Borg, Stun them all today,
And take out that Interlink, or they won't go away!

The Renown's around that rock, fly to it when you can,
The captain helps you out, what a helpful man.
And then you fight the Borg, and then you fight some more.
And then you're off to Vega, because the Borg's on tour!

Jingle Borg, Jingle Borg, Stun them all today,
And take out that Interlink, or they won't go away!
Jingle Borg, Jingle Borg, Stun them all today,
And take out that Interlink, or they won't go away!

Blowing up the Sphere, the Cube then shows up late.
Throw torpedoes at it, and shove it in their face.
Then Quinn tells you to leave, and now you are all free.
To finish the tutorial and go to ESD.

Jingle Borg, Jingle Borg, Stun them all today,
And take out that Interlink, or they won't go away!
Jingle Borg, Jingle Borg, Stun them all today,
And take out that Interlink, or they won't go away!

Jingle Borg, Jingle Borg, Stun them all today,
And take out that Interlink, or they won't go away!
Jingle Borg, Jingle Borg, Stun them all today,
And take out that Interlink, or they won't go away!

And take out that Interlink, or they won't go away!